https://www.mullord.com/blog daily 0.75 2026-03-25 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1549931376433-TTSD9RLYW4ZHH1XSUFA9/COMPRESSED2.jpg blog https://www.mullord.com/blog/2026/2/3/the-ballad-of-timmy monthly 0.5 2026-03-06 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/53bbcdba-f01e-44fe-a60a-afe9156b62cb/7.png blog - The Ballad of Timmy - Make it stand out BEHOLD, TIMMY! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/2e856e2b-d9aa-41e4-9f70-0d236405dd54/3.png blog - The Ballad of Timmy - Make it stand out deer, meeting her people https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/e7565e3b-a1e5-4076-96aa-5cf8cd85357f/4.png blog - The Ballad of Timmy - Make it stand out otter, brunching https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/c97f314c-a435-4b29-8c89-5204ac34e5ea/5.png blog - The Ballad of Timmy - Make it stand out IT WASN’T THAT BAD. IT ADDS CHARACTER https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/d626b975-2e29-46e7-a90d-c6f035f0044f/blog.png blog - The Ballad of Timmy - Make it stand out weirdly the police would not do this so i had to photoshop it. i bet if a person lost their ear in the supermarket there would be some tape https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/f5ffb724-6a44-48ae-a6f5-bd8cf73d34c0/2.png blog - The Ballad of Timmy - Make it stand out behold… timmy. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/b57ef1e6-9718-404a-88dc-ec5f9c6ee3f9/6.png blog - The Ballad of Timmy - Make it stand out otter would never pull this shit. https://www.mullord.com/blog/2025/1/16/gardening monthly 0.5 2026-02-19 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/bf0f6c95-d76e-4690-b6a4-1adbfcbcf5a4/4.png blog - A Definitive Ranking of Vegetables (To Grow) - Make it stand out I HAVE GROWN SAGE, YET NOT BECOME IT. also i have only just realised the glass of wine in this photo. gardening! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/07b65578-e612-4eb9-99be-58c8dae38809/6.png blog - A Definitive Ranking of Vegetables (To Grow) - Make it stand out I’LL ALLOW IT. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/99f265a8-170d-433f-bd18-e4741e7cd215/chilli2.png blog - A Definitive Ranking of Vegetables (To Grow) - Make it stand out I don’t know what this is but I’m very disappointed in it. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/39902306-46dd-4cd5-8beb-9e8494e949a9/9.png blog - A Definitive Ranking of Vegetables (To Grow) - Make it stand out HE HASN’T. HE CAN’T JUMP THAT HIGH. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/7579a7e7-d475-4f16-9966-8c42b77ba4c7/pansies.PNG blog - A Definitive Ranking of Vegetables (To Grow) - Make it stand out no, as a garnish. get the fuck out https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/11d0ddda-bf9c-4fce-8a5a-5286ae5fae42/blog+%281%29.png blog - A Definitive Ranking of Vegetables (To Grow) - Make it stand out ok, so they won’t be gracing the pages of carrot marie claire any time soon, but they were delicious and i feel fond of them. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/bd95c827-2abe-4ea1-91c5-284a3b8b3693/chives.png blog - A Definitive Ranking of Vegetables (To Grow) - Make it stand out don’t you do it, chive. you have so much* to live for *my eggs https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/8ca98693-0f30-4893-911e-e3b205ef54f9/kumara.png blog - A Definitive Ranking of Vegetables (To Grow) - Make it stand out OK, SO THEY’RE NOT TECHNICALLY IN THE GARDEN, BUT THEY ARE EMOTIONALLY IN THE GARDEN. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/fdc1fa96-5c82-45a7-a611-9a1390873676/11.png blog - A Definitive Ranking of Vegetables (To Grow) - Make it stand out when i say beet, you say root! beet! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/d7262b87-f95c-4556-8451-14b2763c0751/12.png blog - A Definitive Ranking of Vegetables (To Grow) - Make it stand out gaze upon my tomato, ye mighty, and despair. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/7a1eef87-93d2-4330-8d69-0122437ee414/toms.png blog - A Definitive Ranking of Vegetables (To Grow) - Make it stand out if there is ever a movie of my garden, tilda swinton can play the tomato. beautiful, yet unsettling. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/5e5552d2-2f55-4d8a-8832-ef750d700aa2/eggplant.png blog - A Definitive Ranking of Vegetables (To Grow) - Make it stand out where are the eggs bitch i’ll give you a gardening clout in a minute https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/0cdb4182-0a6e-4e82-9fff-c41244d0f970/blog.png blog - A Definitive Ranking of Vegetables (To Grow) - Make it stand out THIS WAS NOT IN THE GARDENING GUIDE https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/6221958b-7c51-4e37-947c-6c5169f7db40/5.png blog - A Definitive Ranking of Vegetables (To Grow) - Make it stand out also you can plant them next to the leeks and call that section of the garden “The Ablutions Block.” https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/5ae7ca7e-54a5-4aa5-a67d-dd973c5cca15/15.png blog - A Definitive Ranking of Vegetables (To Grow) - Make it stand out several blackbirds were very angry about this https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/afcc74aa-389a-40d9-bd5a-46cc375a09fe/16.png blog - A Definitive Ranking of Vegetables (To Grow) - Make it stand out the waving wheat doesn’t really smell like anything https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/99776e45-7904-47c1-8f3f-d30064beee59/18.png blog - A Definitive Ranking of Vegetables (To Grow) - Make it stand out to the right, the tomato has died. to the left, the capsicums are up to fuck all. but in the middle, the leeks hold the line. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/8e3f8575-8996-414b-b6af-2bde749e082c/aubergenius.png blog - A Definitive Ranking of Vegetables (To Grow) - Make it stand out YASSSSS BITCH! THE EGGS! https://www.mullord.com/blog/2024/9/15/baby-milestones monthly 0.5 2026-02-19 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/dccf5245-d607-4ef5-b692-056bc36c1f91/raspberry+tart.png blog - Baby Milestones - Make it stand out pfft https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/81ca9b48-36ff-4dea-b8e6-fc997e61a5d0/fart+noises.PNG blog - Baby Milestones - Make it stand out sometimes I, TOO, DO RESEARCH ABOUT WORDS. also what the fuck is a basic ‘bottom burp’ style fart?? is not every fart, apart from the very unusual, a “classic ‘bottom burp’ style fart”? also, why do farts have a ‘style’? it’s not jazz. …wait is it jazz? bum jazz? wake up babe new word for fart just dropped https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/38e55957-8f80-481a-99ae-aaa117e84e9a/scaup.jpg blog - Baby Milestones - Make it stand out THIS guy https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/abb2d733-5a83-4d16-ba51-3b411d4a616b/swan.png blog - Baby Milestones - Make it stand out the real question is why you would want to pat this evil-looking bastard to begin with. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/cef9a716-faf1-4fbc-ad4d-aba330eadb61/milestone.png blog - Baby Milestones - Make it stand out just to be the baby that walks 500 miles to throw up IN YOUR MOUTH da da da da! da da da da! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/3b548134-edea-4f3f-a263-4e36777d200f/pikachu.png blog - Baby Milestones - Make it stand out oh no! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/facbd8ad-265f-4120-ac11-0507125c81d2/pikachu.png blog - Baby Milestones - Make it stand out oh! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/aa9ef01b-2f6e-4680-89d0-cf8e9a3d4064/seal.png blog - Baby Milestones - Make it stand out BABY SEALS NEVER MISS THAT MILESTONE. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/f7d3b36e-5405-4166-b077-06c0e5f6a95c/swan2.png blog - Baby Milestones - Make it stand out i suppose he was quite a nice swan really. perhaps i will start signing work emails off with him. https://www.mullord.com/blog/2024/11/10/terrible-christmas-gifts-2024-edition monthly 0.5 2026-02-19 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/2b1709d1-2e1d-43f9-903d-476376778b38/heaters.PNG blog - Terrible Christmas Gifts: 2024 Edition - Make it stand out FEEL FREE TO TAKE A MOMENT TO STEP AWAY FROM THIS BLOG AND PANIC ABOUT YOUR HEATER https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/9fd93da4-510c-40f9-9683-5107953a3273/toothy-pig.jpg blog - Terrible Christmas Gifts: 2024 Edition - Make it stand out ALSO I DID NOT WANT TO RE-ENCOUNTER TOOTHY PIG. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/de5d4769-b6d1-4854-827a-8240792c0bff/34.png blog - Terrible Christmas Gifts: 2024 Edition - Make it stand out OPTIC FIBRE CHRISTMAS TREE, DOO-DAH, DOO-DAH GIFT IT TO YOUR ENEMY, DOO DAH DOO DAH DAY https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/af8c392b-5c90-4dce-befe-f8bf3b3429e9/27.png blog - Terrible Christmas Gifts: 2024 Edition - Make it stand out five golden riiiiiings https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/65573b52-1978-4ca0-a9a8-b4f6c8b0b1a9/20.png blog - Terrible Christmas Gifts: 2024 Edition - Make it stand out BIG FESTIVE YIKES https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/ba29fd31-eb55-4969-861a-0a7cfddc1e70/28.png blog - Terrible Christmas Gifts: 2024 Edition - Make it stand out ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/6d69ce7e-2f86-46d3-821c-79695449eaa0/25.png blog - Terrible Christmas Gifts: 2024 Edition - Make it stand out PERHAPS NOT THE TWo LETTERS I WOULD’VE CHOSEN TO REPRESENT HOLIDAY JOY https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/328036be-55c6-4097-a7d5-be44972c461d/23.png blog - Terrible Christmas Gifts: 2024 Edition - Make it stand out NO, I DON’T THINK I WILL. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/d7945d35-b348-4cd7-b779-e6b20226e1c0/18.png blog - Terrible Christmas Gifts: 2024 Edition - Make it stand out WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU, TOM BOMBADIL? 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https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/ceed5795-9136-4fe6-ba37-04873cd170d7/16.png blog - Terrible Christmas Gifts: 2024 Edition - Make it stand out YOU CAN HAVE A LADY! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/f709c0ca-1eca-4825-8932-e14e1f77b141/26.png blog - Terrible Christmas Gifts: 2024 Edition - Make it stand out YOU CAN SERVE IT ON THAT LOVELY DECORATIVE SANTA PLATE. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/c55c5f77-8f30-4570-a159-32cb7fd66d02/24.png blog - Terrible Christmas Gifts: 2024 Edition - Make it stand out i’ll boo your meringue https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/4b9ad978-70eb-4d46-a1c4-5c5d2a470b40/12.png blog - Terrible Christmas Gifts: 2024 Edition - Make it stand out unless, of course, you’re giving them something else much bigger and this is just the you-know-what on top. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/78c88f8e-0422-421d-8c5e-e025355bb5b8/10.png blog - Terrible Christmas Gifts: 2024 Edition - Make it stand out HEY BISH, YOU GOT HAIRY BITS, MISS and a happy new year https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/d8526a09-1e4f-4f2d-94ac-2cfe9501f50c/8.png blog - Terrible Christmas Gifts: 2024 Edition - Make it stand out THE THREE PEOPLE WHO RECEIVE THIS ARE GOING TO BE DEVASTATED. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/ff2a4789-c32a-44e1-bbef-927a2affeada/9.png blog - Terrible Christmas Gifts: 2024 Edition - Make it stand out wouldn’t the sticky balls defeat the purpose? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/9f63629d-25fb-47bf-8e4f-4622a7feee11/5.png blog - Terrible Christmas Gifts: 2024 Edition - Make it stand out HEY BISH, YOU GOT HAIRY BITS MISS! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/c9105ed1-0863-4556-a39e-f9c91ee4f91c/11.png blog - Terrible Christmas Gifts: 2024 Edition - Make it stand out normally they would be playing cricket and at least three of them would be drinking a beer. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/cc942429-7218-4ec9-b65d-b6371bc7b549/21.png blog - Terrible Christmas Gifts: 2024 Edition - Make it stand out jim is about to launch his boat when his phone rings. it is his wife, martha. “Jim,” says martha in ice-cold tones, “what is written on your bag?” as jim looks down at the hefty black tote that contains his christmas rod and reel combo, expecting to see the familiar pescaterianesQue letters, a terrible realization sweeps over him. croqueting, says the bag. jim knows, in that instant, that he has ruined martha’s hopes of a win at the big tournament. he gently lowers the bag onto the sand, places the still-screeching phone beside it, and slowly walks into the water. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/d26acb4c-a23a-4118-9cf9-a26cdaf26dc1/3.png blog - Terrible Christmas Gifts: 2024 Edition - Make it stand out GREAT CHOICE, JASON! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/c0204534-07cd-48d5-b428-2a61256f3b8e/sad_bee.jpg blog - Terrible Christmas Gifts: 2024 Edition - Make it stand out “I’M DOING MY BEST, MARTHA.” https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/9f317522-6f04-44ba-9db0-8b2d212a76d5/2.png blog - Terrible Christmas Gifts: 2024 Edition - Make it stand out NO, GENUINELY, WHAT IS THIS THING https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/f9bd4659-d5cf-4455-bcfa-020f51af1b3e/straws.PNG blog - Terrible Christmas Gifts: 2024 Edition - Make it stand out what if the time of stress is caused by spending $147 for a fancy straw on a string though? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/44246a5d-9f66-465b-b516-5e68f68c96b8/1.png blog - Terrible Christmas Gifts: 2024 Edition - Make it stand out Dear Lord, i hope so, for I cannot endure many more of these festive items. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/ec0dc03e-0b4c-45cb-9ec1-603ebbcdbcd9/7.png blog - Terrible Christmas Gifts: 2024 Edition - Make it stand out AH YES JUST LIKE 90% OF MY CLOTHES. I AM SUCH A MODERN MINIMALIST AND I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW IT https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/d2c599cf-6359-4235-b7f4-79f895dff1f9/6.png blog - Terrible Christmas Gifts: 2024 Edition - Make it stand out MARTHA SIGHED WITH SATISFACTION AS SHE PICKED UP THE LARGE BLACK DUFFEL BAG MARKED “DOUGHING.” https://www.mullord.com/blog/2024/10/20/03gpsnz2goddsl9268md96pgbg9pzp monthly 0.5 2026-02-19 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/a891e560-fc6a-4429-bd13-68a6a496bc9a/Coat+Taxnomy.png blog - Bare Bum at the Gun Club - Make it stand out IF YOUR MOMMY BLOG DOESN’T INCLUDE A FULL TAXONOMY OF COATS WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING https://www.mullord.com/blog/2024/3/5/mpj-the-third-trimester monthly 0.5 2026-02-19 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/7671fe87-ddae-4093-b72a-55d81df77c18/baby11.png blog - MPJ: The Third Trimester - Make it stand out why is nobody impressed when I EAT A WHOLE THING OF PUREE AND SHIT MYSELF IN THE BATH? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/765c33db-c28d-4a40-a32c-a81009d2b430/eowyn.png blog - MPJ: The Third Trimester - Make it stand out "IT'S A GIRL!" https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/b04cd1fb-43f2-4c28-a08a-66a669178e3e/christmas.png blog - MPJ: The Third Trimester - Make it stand out but on the plus side you can take amazing photos like this. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/69ea02ea-7963-4c29-9849-af7aff4660ea/nightmare.png blog - MPJ: The Third Trimester - Make it stand out ok so I did not enjoy pregnancy https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/cf3bb1f1-fa77-4fc5-a860-ad73b11d816d/onside.PNG blog - MPJ: The Third Trimester - Make it stand out Not Sleep on your Tummy, you Baby-Squashing Dummy! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/104a7fd0-c5c3-4afc-9303-31e29606cd9f/babypolice.png blog - MPJ: The Third Trimester - Make it stand out "WHY DID YOU BRING THE DOG?" https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/3618fadf-40ee-4334-a6aa-c28550ab9d21/3am.png blog - MPJ: The Third Trimester - Make it stand out I was going to monitor her between 4am-6am but that is prime wees time. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/a22224c0-c1a2-4630-9f45-437e922b1637/kick.jpg blog - MPJ: The Third Trimester - Make it stand out BEHOLD the actions of an entirely sane person https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/f10bd337-e940-48e4-bf0d-422ac0982499/graph.png blog - MPJ: The Third Trimester - Make it stand out AFTER ALL, WHO WOULD HAVE A BABY AND NOT DO ANY DATA ANALYSIS ABOUT IT? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/86212ed4-9536-49c7-9194-49928a72d3fc/hams.png blog - MPJ: The Third Trimester - Make it stand out YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH JOY MY COLLEAGUES DERIVED FROM THIS PHOTO of my fat little hams. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/5753bd21-f979-4b5c-8f80-87e3a091631c/tiger.png blog - MPJ: The Third Trimester - Make it stand out Some women call them “tiger scars” because blah blah BLAH empowerment and motherhood but I feel this is inaccurate as tigers are not bumpy and bright purple. also the other day i saw a post on linkedin from a woman who celebrates her own "birthday as a mother" every time her child has a birthday and that serves me right for being on linkedin in the first place. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/4687e800-6200-4e52-989d-548fd9dbea93/tiger2.png blog - MPJ: The Third Trimester - Make it stand out HO HO HO FUCK OFF https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/f2c50884-1d4f-4dbb-b852-fe1d54cd7662/nappy.png blog - MPJ: The Third Trimester - Make it stand out THE BABY JOURNEY IS LESS LIKE THE LORD OF THE RINGS AND MORE LIKE THE HOBBIT, IN THAT YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE DOING OR QUITE HOW YOU GOT THERE, BUT YOU'RE BUMBLING ABOUT AND GENERALLY HAVING AN INTERESTING TIME. THE DWARVES ARE THE ANTENATAL GROUP IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THE GLOIN IS, IT'S YOU https://www.mullord.com/blog/2024/4/7/baby-fashion monthly 0.5 2026-02-19 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/ee361740-7c4a-440c-abaa-6aad08b833bb/asap.JPG blog - Baby Fashion - Make it stand out A$AP Rocky gets it. AND rihanna is giving “i know he’s in a blanket but i have a meeting at 9” daycare drop-off vibes. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/5897e643-ccdd-482f-bd2d-f445b35568ab/bodysuit.png blog - Baby Fashion - Make it stand out THIS, BUT A BABY. ALSO THIS LADY’S MUMMY HAS FORGOTTEN TO PUT HER NAPPY On. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1fc0a042-ce71-43ee-b90a-84aa8d01af32/lizards.png blog - Baby Fashion - Make it stand out We have about 15 rabbit-themed items and only one that features frilled lizards. What is the world coming to. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/cc24eee2-6b9e-4059-b0e4-93ff79378c94/a+rest+2.png blog - Baby Fashion - Make it stand out i laughed so MUCH when i made this that PERHAPS i too should be in BABY jail. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/0891ef42-0dc9-4728-b873-c01073f15092/acorns.png blog - Baby Fashion - Make it stand out it’s entirely normal. THERE IS NO REASON FOR IT TO BE UNLUCKY. NOTHING BAD HAS HAPPENED IN IT. …AND YET. ALSO I’D APPRECIATE IT IF NOBODY INFORMED THE MM’S DAD ABOUT ‘UNLUCKY ACORNS’ BECAUSE HE ALREADY THINKS I’M A BIT soft in the head. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/611bf50c-1ab9-4a73-afa6-9374bbb9583d/onesie.png blog - Baby Fashion - Make it stand out THIS THING. IDEALLY WITHOUT THE JAUNTY INVISIBLE INHABITANT. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/b820c5af-7c4f-4656-81d9-5eac70334282/antenatal.png blog - Baby Fashion - Make it stand out UNLESS WE ARE AT ANTENATAL GROUP. then it is ‘her blue jacket.’ THIS PHOTO IS QUITE A GOOD REPRESENTATION OF ANTENATAL GROUP. the woman on the left is talking about how jimothy never has any sugar, NEVER wakes up before 6am, AND NEVER shits down his leg during the night. the woman on the right wishes she could shit down her own leg right now so she haS a reason to leave. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/430b2398-870e-45a0-84e5-519b01bbdd4f/groundsock.png blog - Baby Fashion - Make it stand out AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE SOCK FELL OFF IN THE BISCUIT AISLE, WHY DO BABIES EVEN HAVE FEET https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/c857beb6-8223-4df3-bb4d-1146c58874d2/babyseal.png blog - Baby Fashion - Make it stand out ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS IT IS THE BABY SEAL because he is not a sock BUT I HAVE TO GIVE THEM POINTS FOR AT LEAST CORRECTLY IDENTIFYING THAT HE IS ON THE GROUND. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/dd428f3a-f152-4e08-a291-3ac7f468ac0c/buckethat.png blog - Baby Fashion - Make it stand out IT’S NOT MY FAULT MY MOTHER-IN-LAW DOESN’T HAVE ANY HATS AS COOL AS THIS. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/2b2749d1-4593-4cc0-a85f-b10cea886f27/dress.png blog - Baby Fashion - Make it stand out WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT. WHERE IS MY FRILLED LIZARD ONESIE. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/deeab228-4a52-4e65-869b-05de58f57d43/boogie1.jfif blog - Baby Fashion - Make it stand out OH YES SIR, I AM BOUGIE, in MY BOUGIE OODIE ALL NIGHT LONG! THIS NARROWLY BEAT OUT ‘BOUGIE OODIE BUGLE BOY FROM COMPANY B.’ but YOU LET ME KNOW IF I’VE MADE THE WRONG DECISION AND I WILL CHANGE IT. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/68bef26e-2844-4c96-aaef-0ba459bbb5a1/prison.png blog - Baby Fashion - Make it stand out Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference. https://www.mullord.com/blog/2024/7/6/entertaining-a-baby-5am-edition monthly 0.5 2026-02-19 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/04443dda-e773-43a9-bfe4-a854555a30cd/running.png blog - Entertaining a Baby: 5am Edition - Make it stand out THIS WOMAN IS RUNNING AWAY FROM HER BABY WHO HAS WOKEN UP AT 5AM. THE BABY IN THE PRAM IS A DECOY THAT SHE HAS BEEN KEEPING IN THE BACK OF THE WARDROBE FOR THIS EXACT moment. BUCKLE IN, DECOY BABIES, HERE WE GO! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/ea9b4a2d-2c3e-4130-a167-8ea88a7ba2b0/babygoose.png blog - Entertaining a Baby: 5am Edition - Make it stand out THAT’S THE ONE https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/528d0f9d-b590-4bef-bc70-db558b7ccd94/nest.png blog - Entertaining a Baby: 5am Edition - Make it stand out OK SO THE MM NEST IS JUST TWO PILLOWS BUT IN MY DEFENCE IT’S 5AM AND I’M NOT ACTUALLY A BIRD. DID YOU KNOW THAT ACTUAL BIRDS DON’T USE PILLOWS? THEY USE STICKS AND FEATHERS AND STUFF. EW. the only thing my nest and bird nests have in common is that the baby goes in the hole in the middle. i suppose also they are both called nest. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/159fd3c7-2d1f-49f2-bb87-00329cfcc5dc/JIM.png blog - Entertaining a Baby: 5am Edition - Make it stand out Hilaire Belloc’s 1907 ‘Cautionary Verses’ ARE THE ONLY EXCEPTION TO THE ‘BLEH, MORAL TALES’ RULE. they ALSO INCLUDE ‘REBECCA, WHO SLAMMED DOORS FOR FUN AND PERISHED MISERABLY.’ I BELIEVE A MARBLE BUST FELL ON HER. WHO PUTS A MARBLE BUST ON A DOOR FRAME? SURELY THE INTERIOR DECORATOR IS THE REAL AMORAL BABY OF THIS TALE. ‘SARAH. WHO TOOK KICKBACKS FROM THE MARBLE BUST COMPANY AND NEVER HAD A PROJECT FEATURED IN ABODE MAGAZINE BUT DID HAVE THE ODD LAWSUIT’ https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/a55d7b8f-05b0-4514-a189-4526b50fd864/pear.png blog - Entertaining a Baby: 5am Edition - Make it stand out if you haven’t given her any Pear yet, it is NOW Too Late and you are Inviting Disaster if you Try. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/cf331bb8-e3d9-4718-b322-c1f7c63ea4b1/babye.png blog - Entertaining a Baby: 5am Edition - Make it stand out The MUSICAL toy would say “Bird!” but for some reason it’s set to French. ALSO IT’S NOT A ‘MUSICAL TOY’ IT’S A ‘GLOW AND DISCOVER LIGHT BAR’ AND IT has three language settings because it is made for overachieving babies. it is by a company called Baby Einstein and everything they make is for overachieving babies. i suspect that the MM is not an OVERACHIEVING BABY because she much prefers the box the ‘glow and discover light bar’ came in to any actual glowing or discovery that it may provide. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/9578a1fa-efe6-4870-a13d-4fb0aab05c64/oiseau.png blog - Entertaining a Baby: 5am Edition - Make it stand out This feels like a good time to clarify that ‘oiseau’ is pronounced ‘wuzzo’ and is French for ‘bird.’ the aniseed has been gently sprayed upon his feathers. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/51d033dc-1a5d-4cbc-b790-c973020a7e71/wuzzo1.png blog - Entertaining a Baby: 5am Edition - Make it stand out WUZZO DANG DANG!! HE WENT ‘DANG DANG’ WHEN YOU ROLLED HIM and his name was wuzzo. we had not seen the explanatory goose picture. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/797b8a88-c2a5-49f9-97b7-e43476239a47/wuzzo.png blog - Entertaining a Baby: 5am Edition - Make it stand out IN another timeline THERE IS AN ADULT FRANTICALLY GOOGLING THE ELUSIVE musik-vogel. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/d7595160-7537-4aeb-9539-db07911ecdb7/everest.png blog - Entertaining a Baby: 5am Edition - Make it stand out SHE IS EDMUND HILLARY AND YOU ARE TENZING NORGAY. UNLESS OF COURSE SHE BURPS AND THEN SHE IS THE BURPIN’ SHERPA AND THAT CAN GO ON FOR SOME TIME. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/d5332d29-5485-4fb8-9b53-c4c3ac32628d/godzilla.png blog - Entertaining a Baby: 5am Edition - Make it stand out MUCH LIKE ACTUAL GODZILLA IMMEDIATELY FALLS ASLEEP IN THE COLISEUM AFTER USING HIS ATOMIC BREATH TO END THE ICE AGE. https://www.mullord.com/blog/2024/6/3/meat monthly 0.5 2026-02-19 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/83e9d8dd-6982-4fc5-a44f-6fedade7c03b/bbl.png blog - A Definitive Ranking of Meats - Make it stand out Also adios dog SAUSAGE. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/138b1544-b536-4c0f-9a54-98029063d526/butt.png blog - A Definitive Ranking of Meats - Make it stand out The Boston Butt, pictured next to the wholly inoffensive Boston Bun. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/c875fee3-1bf4-47fb-bbee-580d11c2eb2f/demio.jpg blog - A Definitive Ranking of Meats - Make it stand out pork steak is a mazda demio that someone has done a poo in. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/ec953d3b-f55f-412b-a2af-4944e65a6a7d/chickenmince.png blog - A Definitive Ranking of Meats - Make it stand out ahh, chicken mince, the nut mylk of meats. IT’S NICE THAT THE STOCK PHOTOGRAPHER HAS THOUGHT TO JAZZ IT UP WITH SOME SALT AND PEPPER https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/77725add-a2ab-40fa-9c31-e74cd3c2ce8c/sausage.png blog - A Definitive Ranking of Meats - Make it stand out THEY CAN’T ALL BE WINNERS. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/4783d9c2-9cd2-4fbb-a19e-9c96df143c75/General+sausage+image+%281%29.jpeg blog - A Definitive Ranking of Meats - Make it stand out I DOWNLOADED THIS IMAGE DIRECTLY FROM THE BUNNINGS WEBSITE AND THE FILE NAME THEY gave IT WAS ‘GENERAL SAUSAGE IMAGE (1)’ WHICH BEGS THE QUESTION, WHAT WAS THE ORIGINAL ‘GENERAL SAUSAGE IMAGE,’ AND ARE THERE SPECIFIC SAUSAGE IMAGES WE ARE MISSING OUT ON? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/648473ac-8c46-4cbe-a68f-a323d9902542/bsb.jfif blog - A Definitive Ranking of Meats - Make it stand out am i steakual? yeaaahhhhh https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/0bff0f78-b7f4-4b94-8304-731fd1335c2c/chicken1.png blog - A Definitive Ranking of Meats - Make it stand out THE GOOSE AND ANISEED SIGN WAS A GENUINE MISTAKE BUT I AM KEEPING IT https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/33f0d98e-c8a4-41f1-8e2b-aadd8ee5412f/tataki.png blog - A Definitive Ranking of Meats - Make it stand out THIS IS WHAT ST. PETER GIVES YOU AS A LIL’ SNACKY SNACK when you’re in the queue for heaven https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/9ca934bc-6f39-4914-8e6a-03b53ce9f5a5/reef.png blog - A Definitive Ranking of Meats - Make it stand out I MEAN, IT DOES NOT LOOK DELICIOUS. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/d8e9bdc6-42b6-40f2-8d22-f987752f864c/lambchops.png blog - A Definitive Ranking of Meats - Make it stand out CHOPS (LAMB)! https://www.mullord.com/blog/2024/6/9/entertaining-a-baby-the-entertainer monthly 0.5 2026-02-19 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/f9a66b48-5e27-4035-ae8b-8fe3dfc44129/loveisland.jpg blog - Entertaining A Baby: Reading Books - Make it stand out don’t we all. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/8628f1ae-fd21-4ce0-bcec-068674aff57b/whisk.jfif blog - Entertaining A Baby: Reading Books - Make it stand out SHE TRIES TO CRAM IT IN HER MOUTH AND I SAY “OH, WHISKY BUSINESS!” AND WE ALL HAVE A MIGHTY FINE TIME. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/9ce17cad-c72c-4b09-a8e5-4258036a9f21/greensheep.jpg blog - Entertaining A Baby: Reading Books - Make it stand out spoiler alert: he is asleep behind a bush, and who can blame him? if I was constantly being hunted by a baby I’d be asleep behind a bush too. does anyone have a bush I can borrow https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/ddf5a260-8936-468a-94c6-c915f4b2d7dc/bugwords.jpg blog - Entertaining A Baby: Reading Books - Make it stand out words include ‘clitellum’ (the bandaid-looking part of a worm) and ‘spiracles’ (the breathing holes of a beetle). If you don’t know 100 bug words yet then I can thoroughly recommend this book. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/3e35a6a0-2351-4b5f-9c69-6ea2d7d30ddb/gruffalo.jfif blog - Entertaining A Baby: Reading Books - Make it stand out the other day my husband said he was “not particularly fond of” The Gruffalo. I said, “Is it because I do different voices for all the animals?” He said, “It certainly doesn’t help.” joke’s on him though because we caught up with some babyhaving friends the other day and they also do voices for all the animals! although they are clearly idiots because their Gruffalo is Australian. obviously he is from the Soviet Bloc. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/69cc4e30-0706-401d-9615-d696687e64ed/moon.jpg blog - Entertaining A Baby: Reading Books - Make it stand out THE MOON AND STAR SHEEP ARE THE BEST OF THE SHEEP. THIS IMAGE IS FROM AN ARTICLE CALLED ‘THE BEST 20 COLOUR CONCEPT BOOKS FOR AUTISTIC KIDS’ AND NOW I AM doinG myself A little concern ABOUT WHY I ENJOY THIS BOOK SO MUCH https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/6e989da6-5283-40f8-bcc9-56dceccb0754/willbee1.jpg blog - Entertaining A Baby: Reading Books - Make it stand out did not know a cartoon bee could suffer so badly from backpfeifengesicht https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/0aa6fdff-f8d2-4d52-953a-4b218560e8f8/willbee.jpg blog - Entertaining A Baby: Reading Books - Make it stand out I JUST DISCOVERED that THE SONG VERSION FEATURES ‘KAZOO AS WILLBEE’ and I AM BEGINNING TO FEEL WE ARE OVERDUE FOR AN APOCALYPSE https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/25cd663b-8390-44a1-870d-f4529822a07b/beebu%2C.jpg blog - Entertaining A Baby: Reading Books - Make it stand out BEES DO NOT HAVE BUTT CRACKS! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/f6748268-fa11-465e-a219-8dda7b686afc/bee+bum.jpg blog - Entertaining A Baby: Reading Books - Make it stand out OBSERVE THE TOTAL ABSENCE OF A BUTT CRACK! ALSO BEES LOVE “SHOWING THE WHOLE GARDEN THEIR BARE BUM” IT IS LITERALLY HOW THEY COLLECT POLLEN AHHHHHHH WHO PUBLISHED THIS BEE BUM HORSE SHIT OF A BOOK https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/e5aa3bba-bb0d-40e1-97d4-05e74a6ed14b/bugwords2.jfif blog - Entertaining A Baby: Reading Books - Make it stand out THE AUTHOR OF THIS BOOK HAS NEVER READ ‘MY FIRST 100 BUG WORDS’ AND IT SHOWS, https://www.mullord.com/blog/2024/5/19/three-month-milestones monthly 0.5 2026-02-19 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/cc228805-23f5-4476-a487-8e1ac434b7e4/babytoothbrush.jpg blog - Four Month Milestones - Make it stand out THIS IS THE BABY TOOTHBRUSH IN QUESTION. it’s so stupid. i love it. also WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO THAT BABY’S HAIR? I CAN’T TELL IF THIS IS PHOTOSHOP, AI, A TINY BABY WIG, OR THE POWER OF HALF A CAN OF HAIRSPRAY AND TOO MUCH SELF-BELIEF. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1909c74b-57b0-4fee-9b1c-509c81fd8343/superhero.png blog - Four Month Milestones - Make it stand out me, at antenatal group, casually slipping into the conversation the fact that i have never run out of baby wipes https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/3d4eb00b-cd76-4cb3-92cf-84ee0ad6c211/lab.png blog - Four Month Milestones - Make it stand out also, I ASSUME THAT AT THIS AGE SHE IS MUCH LIKE A DOG, in that she can’t really tell the difference between ‘laughing with her’ and ‘laughing at her in a kindhearted fashion.’ did you know ABOUT THAT? Dogs can recognise that you’re laughing, and they know that means you’re happy, but they can’t differentiate between “sharing a joke with Roland” and “laughing at Roland because he sat on his squeaky toy, startled himself, farted in surprise, then barked at the front door because he couldn’t FIND the fart.” they’re just happy that you’re happy. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/032b5c54-c9c9-483d-96ad-88d5ddd18e8a/gums.png blog - Four Month Milestones - Make it stand out LIKE STARING INTO THE ABYSS, BUT GUMMIER. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/051ee130-f106-4ff9-8bf8-61e3388c1aff/lady.png blog - Four Month Milestones - Make it stand out “does she like to chew on pegs? my roderick always loved chewing on pegs.” https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/8f6719db-8b2d-4e57-8331-4d12fe45d611/trees.png blog - Four Month Milestones - Make it stand out having met people, some days I have to agree WITH HER. also Trees don’t make you go to meetings and people don’t produce delicious fruit. Case: rested! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/e46bd6c0-7131-4ef6-8b8d-a7b0fdef27a9/scarf.png blog - Four Month Milestones - Make it stand out AH, SCARVES, THE TREES OF THE HOME. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/25a5bd90-b69f-4788-b6d3-e02d9dd38739/ice+cube.jpg blog - Four Month Milestones - Make it stand out ICE CUBE GETS IT. HE’S ALSO HAVING A GOOD DAY BECAUSE HE’S WEARING A SCARF. I HAVE YET TO GIVE THE MILKMEISTER AN ICE CUBE BUT SHE DID LICK A KFC CHIP ONCE. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/4be003ce-78fc-414d-8c45-7222e53fd1af/corn.png blog - Four Month Milestones - Make it stand out did i deliberately find the most suggestive corn photo in the stock library? no comment. The song goes: “Say hello to the corn, growing for me. I love the corn because the corn feeds me.” It’s not exactly Dylan but it’s apparently good for baby brain development. it’s not good for my brain development though because it gets stuck in my head all. the. fucking. time. i’ll be happily presenting away in a client meeting and suddenly- say hello to the corn! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/3a5d4a7a-140d-442f-97b1-4b38d037b021/evie_art.JPG blog - Four Month Milestones - Make it stand out we must have seen over 200 arts and these are the 6 arts that made the milkmeister smile. i don’t think i’ll start saving for the royal college of art just yet https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/3c1bd374-c6d1-4c25-966f-43c2562caa49/bath.png blog - Four Month Milestones - Make it stand out SOMETIMES I WISH SOMEONE WOULD GENTLY SOAP MY BOTTOM WHILE SINGING ME A JAUNTY SONG ABOUT BOTTOM SOAPING. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/50ca3595-0592-4195-8f76-fccb35a987cb/elephant.png blog - Four Month Milestones - Make it stand out AH YES, PERFECT FOR THE ART GALLERY. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/92ccced8-15ac-4e43-afb4-3243c02906cd/monitor.png blog - Four Month Milestones - Make it stand out and if you’re lucky, you might get to watch it back later on the baby monitor. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/e3334332-ae54-4cd0-8789-9359e6a617f1/shower.png blog - Four Month Milestones - Make it stand out i was trying to make an image showing how you soap the baby, but i made this by accident and it’s MUCH BETTER. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/20a78023-79bd-4cd0-9e59-240fed94a53b/sophie.png blog - Four Month Milestones - Make it stand out Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/f6d2ec59-50cd-4086-91d4-5f23a627fe7d/monitor.png blog - Four Month Milestones - Make it stand out another fun thing to watch later on the baby monitor. who needs netflix? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/df1866e9-f4d8-4348-9613-a30ee0f2b961/grease.JPG blog - Four Month Milestones - Make it stand out GO, GREASED BABY, WE GREASING UP YOUR CHUBBY THIGHS! (GREASED BABY, GO GREASED BABY) https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/3f830cda-634a-4c5b-8687-78d6cb739a44/lint.png blog - Four Month Milestones - Make it stand out the milkmeister’s mecca. https://www.mullord.com/blog/2024/3/5/mpj-the-second-trimester monthly 0.5 2026-02-19 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/e862ae3a-cd7f-408e-aad1-8c738a3348c1/monk.png blog - MPJ: The Second Trimester - Make it stand out THE CAPTION WAS GOING TO BE “THIS, BUT A BABY” BUT the milkmeister’s vibe is more friar tuck AND less friar boyband. i don’t know why all of the monk stock photos were weirdly thirst trappish. perhaps they are trappist monks! ho! ho! ho! come for the pregnancy journey, stay for the monk puns. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/d060df74-f243-458e-97bf-c587ad3b1536/horsemen.png blog - MPJ: The Second Trimester - Make it stand out “FELLAS, WHY DIDN’TCHA SAY WE WERE GOING UPCOUNTRY? I WOULDA PACKED MY TROUSERS,” SAID THE HORSEMAN ON THE LEFT https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/af270d4e-3b09-4eca-91e4-c053b251ff92/charger.png blog - MPJ: The Second Trimester - Make it stand out GOOD LUCK REMEMBERING WHAT THIS bitch IS CALLED. “WHERE IS THE THING,” YOU WILL SHOUT, “the THING THAT MAKES the MOUSE GO?” AND FOR 6 MONTHS EVERYONE YOU MEET WILL just THINK YOU’RE SLIGHTLY DENSE. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1d729d3e-b15a-44aa-a20f-3bebd0abbe43/shotgun.png blog - MPJ: The Second Trimester - Make it stand out AH YES, CRYING WOMAN WITH GUN, GOOD-OH! ALSO THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO WAY TO BE PREGNANT with A GUN AND NOT LOOK LIKE An absolutE REDNECK. BELIEVE ME, I TRIED, BUT no matter how much professional shooting gear you are wearing, THE SECOND YOU PICK UP THE GUN IT GOES FULL ALABAMA. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/806bff09-0f97-4c87-a6d3-20d21ced2fbc/barrtytown.png blog - MPJ: The Second Trimester - Make it stand out “I hope the baby doesn’t put too much of a kink in your shooting,” said one kindly old chap, “you’re starting to get somewhere.” also this is an actual picture from the actual shoot! that’s the milkmeister’s dad. you can’t see from here but he is very handsome. ALSO THERE WAS TORRENTIAL RAIN AND THE TENT GAVE UP AT 2 IN THE MORNING AND WE HAD TO GO AND SLEEP IN THE UTE AND PEOPLE KEPT SAYING “IMAGINE IF THE BABY CAME NOW!” WHICH WAS NOT VERY HELPFUL. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/f58edeba-ff68-4aa6-956c-e6d8cf0a1c27/ultrasound.png blog - MPJ: The Second Trimester - Make it stand out you may also think ‘what? i can’t see any kidneys’ but you will go ‘ah yes!’ so the ultrasound tech does not realise you are bored and bad at kidney-seeing. this is an actual picture of the actual milkmeister, before she made her grand appearance. she looks quite different now. bigger. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/8690a631-302e-4e19-a29d-931a4e40a2c5/bored.png blog - MPJ: The Second Trimester - Make it stand out Did someone say time consuming and largely dull? We must be talking about the second trimester! this lady’s facial expression is honestly the second trimester vibe in a photo https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/aca2dfb7-44a2-4056-9957-25065b84d15e/fly.png blog - MPJ: The Second Trimester - Make it stand out Not the part of the movie where you’re a young and somewhat disturbingly attractive Jeff Goldblum, the part where the fly serum starts to kick in and it all gets super gross and weird. if you haven’t watched ‘the fly’ it’s about a man who turns into a fly. it’s quite good if you like being thoroughly grossed out https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/40d3b5a1-34d7-4ad5-9d4f-f252fbf881a9/scan.png blog - MPJ: The Second Trimester - Make it stand out PEOPLE ASK TO SEE THE IMAGE FROM THE SCAN, BUT THEY NEVER ask about the farts. https://www.mullord.com/blog/2024/3/24/babywearing-community monthly 0.5 2026-02-19 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/e208fb1a-f76c-441b-8627-a2d6baa3c2cb/wrap.png blog - The Babywearing Community - Make it stand out STOCK PHOTO FATHER IS RIGHT TO LOOK CONFUSED, HE IS DOING A TERRIBLE JOB OF THIS AND STOCK PHOTO MOTHER IS ABOUT TO SHOUT AT HIM FOR NOT PAYING ATTENTION IN ANTENATAL CLASS. POOR OLD STOCK PHOTO FATHER. SIDE NOTE: WHEN WE WERE TALKING ABOUT BIRTHING POSITIONS IN MY ANTENATAL CLASS THE FACILITATOR ASKED FOR IDEAS, AND ONE OF THE PENDING FATHERS CHEERFULLY SHOUTED, “DOGGY STYLE!” I HAVE NEVER SEEN A WIFE LOOK SO MORTIFIED IN MY LIFE. HE WAS RIGHT THOUGH! Except THE FACILITATOR CALLED IT “ON ALL FOURS” BECAUSE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN improper TO IMPLY THAT ANY OF THE HEAVILY PREGNANT PEOPLE IN THAT ROOM HAD DONE SEX. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/b55ca489-e03b-4309-be78-871d77fae6d6/lock.png blog - The Babywearing Community - Make it stand out “actually, millie could open a four-digit abus lock by eight weeks!” every mum group has one of these mums and if you don’t know which one it is, it’s you. i suspect i may be that mum in my mum group but it’s not my fault my baby is so good. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/c6e58d8f-b4da-4ddd-b4bb-3d03bb2d4dd0/hobo.png blog - The Babywearing Community - Make it stand out me. me knows. also what in the sexy business hobo is this? that bindle is far too small. THIS MAN HAS NEVER JUMPED A TRAIN IN HIS LIFE AND IT SHOWS. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/794fa931-ff6d-4f2f-a699-ad01bfefba00/washing.png blog - The Babywearing Community - Make it stand out THIS IS YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND, AND NOT IN A CREEPY 90S SEX JOKE WAY. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/a6c16082-964f-4aa0-9092-a277d999d878/crowd.png blog - The Babywearing Community - Make it stand out ALSO KNOWN AS MOST OF US. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/ee147aea-e441-4b3f-b5d8-f777ecd0964f/babybounce.jpg blog - The Babywearing Community - Make it stand out THE PORTABLE BOUNCER IN ALL ITS PORTABLE GLORY. ALSO I KNOW THAT ALL BABIES ARE BEAUTIFUL BUT I DON’T KNOW IF THIS BABY GOT MANY MORE MODELLING JOBS. SIDE NOTE: HAVING A BABY OF YOUR OWN DOES NOT AUTOMATICALLY MAKE YOU THINK ALL BABIES ARE CUTE, OR MAKE YOU MORE INTERESTED IN OTHER PEOPLES’ BABIES. MY BABY IS GREAT, BUT YOURS? I CAN TAKE HIM OR LEAVE HIM. https://www.mullord.com/blog/2024/3/8/let-sleeping-babies-lie monthly 0.5 2026-02-19 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/22433fb1-ab1c-4bf9-9c38-ab6e0c3478c2/dambusters.jpg blog - A Day In The Life, ft. Christopher - Make it stand out YOU CAN’T SEE IT IN THIS PICTURE, BUT THERE IS A WIDE AWAKE BABY IN THE BACK SEAT OF THAT BOMBER https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/add15496-a82e-47ad-bfd0-e1c495292896/nappy.png blog - A Day In The Life, ft. Christopher - Make it stand out I WOULD ASK THEM, “WHY DID YOU GIVE THEM THE ABILITY TO POO ON YOUR LEG AT FOUR IN THE MORNING?” https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/0367fb39-b6bc-416b-b291-ad01ea5813be/calendar.png blog - A Day In The Life, ft. Christopher - Make it stand out I MUST WRITE QUICKLY AS THE MILKMEISTER HAS CALLED AN URGENT MEETING IN 15 MINUTES. AGENDA: BOTTLE, NAPPY, ROLL AROUND ON THE CHANGE TABLE FARTING UNCONTROLLABLY AND GRINNING LIKE A LUNATIC https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/01fdc287-1d51-4784-bfd0-395d90a00b3d/birds.png blog - A Day In The Life, ft. Christopher - Make it stand out MAYBE WE NEED A NEW NAME FOR THIS BATH https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/22ba1559-6d97-49fb-845d-f5d2b6595933/dambusters.jpg blog - A Day In The Life, ft. Christopher - Make it stand out THE OTHER 90% OF THE TIME YOU ARE THE DAM AND THE MILKMEISTER IS THE BUSTER. MILKMEISTER, NO! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/0c89b997-eef8-48a7-abcf-92f50401fa28/uboat.jpg blog - A Day In The Life, ft. Christopher - Make it stand out no, I DIDN’T THINK THIS POST WOULD HAVE SO MANY MILITARY REFERENCES. also you can’t see it in this PICTURE, but THERE IS A WIDE AWAKE BABY IN THE BACK SEAT OF THAT CONNING TOWER https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/542abcd2-f859-494f-a14c-37f50cf028af/nappy1.png blog - A Day In The Life, ft. Christopher - Make it stand out CAUGHT BROWN-HANDED, AS IT WERE https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/51910d18-fc84-4839-b7c6-69708f702aac/sheep.png blog - A Day In The Life, ft. Christopher - Make it stand out “WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT? WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE HE’S COVERED IN, EGGS?” - THE MILKMEISTER https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/a4be011f-7f24-4e4b-a2ab-b1ec012d6037/burp.png blog - A Day In The Life, ft. Christopher - Make it stand out MILKMEISTER, NO! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/225ea442-fd7c-4680-9d9a-00e3a4bdc795/flight2.png blog - A Day In The Life, ft. Christopher - Make it stand out PLEASE RETURN YOUR BABY TO AN UPRIGHT POSITION FOR TAKEOFF AND LANDING. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/6e0d3911-2602-4e79-83f9-7be861bac8e5/soggy.jpg blog - A Day In The Life, ft. Christopher - Make it stand out WE ENJOY DR SEUSS, ALTHOUGH SOME STORIES HAVE AGED BETTER THAN OTHERS. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/69a9664a-cf85-4910-94c5-c44ea14a2065/christopher.JPG blog - A Day In The Life, ft. Christopher - Make it stand out this is Christopher, I didn’t name him, it was on his tag. He has a friend called Thomas who is a raccoon sort of a chap. THE MILKMEISTER HAS A DEEP HATRED OF THOMAS AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHY. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1c8b6071-7068-4aa6-8180-8c39e5cab8b7/baby1.jpg blog - A Day In The Life, ft. Christopher - Make it stand out this very blog, perhaps! LABRADOR OPTIONAL, BUT RECOMMENDED, ROLAND LIKES THE MILKMEISTER AND WILL OFTEN LICK HER ON THE HEAD RIGHT AS SHE IS ABOUT TO GO TO SLEEP. THANK YOU, ROLAND. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/116a1a8d-68f5-4eed-a5a3-a4ead9790d0a/christopher.JPG blog - A Day In The Life, ft. Christopher - Make it stand out FOR FUCK’S SAKE, CHRISTOPHER https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/a9a6ebc3-53c2-4b2f-a58f-b2d879eb31de/nappy.png blog - A Day In The Life, ft. Christopher - Make it stand out AND ALSO THE MILKMEISTER MIGHT DO A POO ON YOUR LEG AT 4AM. https://www.mullord.com/blog/2024/3/5/my-pregnancy-journey-the-first-trimester monthly 0.5 2026-02-19 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/5fe7a8ca-6593-494f-84da-20fc63e019a4/nappy.png blog - My Pregnancy Journey: The First Trimester - Make it stand out update on my parenting journey: we’ve reached the stage where when you get poo on your hand you no longer go “jesus christ that’s revolting,” you just go “ah yes, poo.” please note this only applies if it is the baby’s poo. i don’t want your poo on me. what is wrong with you. just to clarify, i don’t want the baby’s poo on me either, but YOU MIGHT AS WELL TRY TO STOP THE SUN FROM RISING. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/2367e106-7b58-4ac2-9a53-8dd957e970e7/homer.png blog - My Pregnancy Journey: The First Trimester - Make it stand out some cheeky Homeric references there for you intellectual folk. See, not your ordinary mommy blog! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/2d1aa0aa-e9c5-4c20-be22-6c605137ceed/pregnant.png blog - My Pregnancy Journey: The First Trimester - Make it stand out I’VE WRITTEN AND DELETED SO MANY Heinously OFFENSIVE CAPTIONS FOR THIS PHOTO. JUST IMAGINE THEY’RE SAYING SOMETHING HITLERY. ALSO I SEE THAT THE MAN IS HOLDING THE PREGNANT BELLY, but WHAT IS THE LADY HOLDING? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/5a23bcf9-2bb9-47bc-af80-a46d2cd10793/cyclops.png blog - My Pregnancy Journey: The First Trimester - Make it stand out LET’S RECOVER FROM THAT DEPRESSING BIT WITH THIS PICTURE I FOUND WHEN I SEARCHED ’CYCLOPS’ IN THE STOCK IMAGE LIBRARY. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/ea3bb226-f781-4698-bda0-b716581cc752/salmon.png blog - My Pregnancy Journey: The First Trimester - Make it stand out aLSO A DEEP YEARNING FOR SMOKED SALMON. YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED IT ANY MORE FOR REASONS I CAN NO LONGER RECALL https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/84a28598-b61d-4da4-95f9-62f368060451/judge.png blog - My Pregnancy Journey: The First Trimester - Make it stand out BAM! ‘WINSOME BARRISTER’ DID NOT BRING UP A WHOLE LOT OF STOCK IMAGES. ALSO I DON’T KNOW WHAT A DEPOSITION IS BUT I ASSUME ONE CAN RUSH OUT OF IT. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/8b5ee6e6-00ba-4c96-b048-232118daf794/toilet.png blog - My Pregnancy Journey: The First Trimester - Make it stand out TECHNICALLY I COULD DRINK IT, IT JUST UNDRUNK ITSELF ALMOST IMMEDIATELY. ALSO THIS PICTURE IS VERY ‘HOMeWARES CATALOGUE’ is'n’t it. this month only, 30% off vomiting women! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/dc3ea4e8-0158-43be-8cbd-ff14244c07b8/phone.png blog - My Pregnancy Journey: The First Trimester - Make it stand out BUT WITHOUT THE CRIPPLING ANXIETY ABOUT CHECKING YOUR BANK BALANCE AND SENT MESSAGES. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/3cbc566b-d101-4150-97a8-5f6a591b175e/Sanitaria.jpg blog - My Pregnancy Journey: The First Trimester - Make it stand out i ate so many Marmite scrolls that my colleagues bought the Milkmeister this amazing onesie. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1fd8d9d4-0b4c-4af6-ab63-ce45f63d12f9/eggsbene.png blog - My Pregnancy Journey: The First Trimester - Make it stand out WHY DIDN’T I JUST SAY SOFT EGG? ALSO, THE ONLY THING IN THIS PHOTO THAT YOU CAN EAT IS THE BUN. QUICK pregnancy lesson: you only have a no-hollandaise, no smoked salmon, hard-poached Eggs Benedict once. Drier than a camel’s fanny you probably can’t eat one of those either https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/a2d522aa-6767-4b6d-848d-186b1acf2222/SBB_IG-posts_1x14-1024x1024.jpg blog - My Pregnancy Journey: The First Trimester - Make it stand out sleep on your side when your womb’s occupied! i had another idea but it was about sleeping on your front and it wasn’t very polite https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/adcc751c-2d83-4717-908a-554a2d2175ef/dog+news.png blog - My Pregnancy Journey: The First Trimester - Make it stand out LET’S RECOVER FROM THAT DEPRESSING BIT WITH THIS PICTURE I FOUND WHEN I SEARCHED ’toilet bowl’ IN THE STOCK IMAGE LIBRARY. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/8d4d292c-133d-46b8-ac1d-079e9d5d6def/accuse.png blog - My Pregnancy Journey: The First Trimester - Make it stand out I had one 0% beer at a staff do and a colleague roared “YOU’RE PREGNANT” across the table. God damn it Beccy. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/5cbbf7a0-9446-4068-8c20-5978726b81a3/turbine.png blog - My Pregnancy Journey: The First Trimester - Make it stand out ON THE PLUS SIDE, YOU CAN INSTALL ONE OF THESE NEAR YOUR BUTT AND SAVE A HEAP ON YOUR POWER BILL. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/ed37afe4-20f2-46a1-bbcf-5892336441d1/fart.png blog - My Pregnancy Journey: The First Trimester - Make it stand out THE STOCK IMAGE LIBRARY IS REALLY GIVING IT TODAY. https://www.mullord.com/blog/2024/3/9/the-witching-hour monthly 0.5 2024-06-09 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/d29af80d-f87a-41de-933b-f1580ce70d0d/baby1.png blog - WAAAAH! WAAAH! - Make it stand out Visitors keep feeling privileged to gET a smile from the Milkmeister. Little do they know she is a baby and will smile at literally anyone. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/fe061f10-070b-4a36-9070-85d94773210e/ambulance.png blog - WAAAAH! WAAAH! - Make it stand out AND THEN WE GO BACK TO THE STATION AND GIVE THE AMBULANCE A BOTTLE https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/54b143a5-587c-4c28-843a-672c2093aa52/potato.png blog - WAAAAH! WAAAH! - Make it stand out OK THIS ISN’T WHAT I MEANT BY ‘FRIENDLY POTATO’ BUT someone took the time to create this stock image and it would be remiss of me not to use it. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/e9a02b0c-b349-4370-a3ab-4d439eaf62ac/nappy.png blog - WAAAAH! WAAAH! - Make it stand out THE OTHER DAY I ACCIDENTALLY PUT THE MILKMEISTER’S NAPPY ON BACKWARDS AND I DON’T KNOW WHICH ONE OF US WAS MORE CONFUSED. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/f99895a1-cd50-40af-b374-143a29dea24a/HORSE.png blog - WAAAAH! WAAAH! - Make it stand out WHAT IS A HORSE, IF NOT A LONG TUBE? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/226478fb-481c-492c-94e4-7407139a96a7/ambulance.png blog - WAAAAH! WAAAH! - Make it stand out IT’S OK IF AT THIS STAGE YOU ARE ALSO GOING WAAAAAH https://www.mullord.com/blog/2024/3/11/rock-a-buy-baby monthly 0.5 2024-06-09 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/2d10ae97-585f-4e7b-ae5d-d50651cfd7f6/nappy.png blog - Like A Wagon Wheel - Make it stand out today at her checkup the milkmeister STUFFED HER FOOT BETWEEN TWO OF MY SHIRT BUTTONS, AND IT GOT STUCK, AND WE LOOKED LIKE A PAIR OF ABSOLUTE RUBES IN FRONT OF THE NICE DOCTOR. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/d665bb82-3595-4b2d-888c-30295396f20b/wheel.png blog - Like A Wagon Wheel - Make it stand out ANY WAY YOU FEEL! I’VE ALWAYS WONDERED WHY PEOPLE READ THIS BLOG. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/dc1df5a8-1e2b-4e12-ae5c-fa80eb38c387/rocking.png blog - Like A Wagon Wheel - Make it stand out you may be rocking the baby but you certainly are not rocking the look. also this PICTURE is a questionable baby-rocking technique if you ask me. what you actually want to do is rock that baby like the wind and rain, rock that baby like a sou- wait, where are you going? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/5f8ba7a6-5600-4fcf-b959-9bf575c2302f/opera.png blog - Like A Wagon Wheel - Make it stand out THIS WOMAN HAS GOT THE HANG OF THE POSE,, BUT SHE HAS FORGOTTEN THE BABY. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/2ff78972-64c1-42ca-a645-4c1b643506a7/church.png blog - Like A Wagon Wheel - Make it stand out I AM WEAK BUT THOU ART MIGHTY, INDEED. this baby is about to show the congregation the true meaning of RIGHTEOUS FURY https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/b69124da-adff-4139-aedb-2f6df5601434/javert.jpg blog - Like A Wagon Wheel - Make it stand out who is this girl / what sort of baby is she / to wake up from her nap / when it is time for a sleep? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/0e15d79e-362e-4e24-b8f7-1d4af203edc2/lesmis.JPG blog - Like A Wagon Wheel - Make it stand out DO YOU HEAR THE BABY SING? IT IS THE SONG OF ANGRY BABY https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/beb0ed29-778a-4359-a2f1-b564a03ca298/etrnal.png blog - Like A Wagon Wheel - Make it stand out Eternal Father, strong to save, / Whose arm hath bound the restless wave, / Who bidd'st the mighty ocean deep / please HELP this baby fucking sleep https://www.mullord.com/blog/2024/2/26/parenting-tips-a-parenting-tip-for-you monthly 0.5 2024-06-09 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/779d0921-a7c3-4c53-b682-e95f684b6056/nappy.png blog - Deeply Unqualified Parenting Tips - Make it stand out Yesterday I lifted up HER butt to put on a new nappy and she did a poo in midair. PARENTING! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/c4733e60-f4e1-4687-9e9e-4d4e696226bd/babybook.jpg blog - Deeply Unqualified Parenting Tips - Make it stand out YES, EVEN IF THE JAM IS ORGANIC https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/be6aa6d7-c19c-4b95-bc71-eb1bbe42cd0e/newspaper.png blog - Deeply Unqualified Parenting Tips - Make it stand out A NICHE PUBLICATION FOR THE SOPHISTICATED NAVEL APPRECIATOR. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/7069e3bf-a4a9-426a-81d0-608fe17abb3a/clamp.png blog - Deeply Unqualified Parenting Tips - Make it stand out YES, EXACTLY LIKE THAT. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/c3aece84-0a8d-43dd-ac39-0144aa6cbb59/lamb.png blog - Deeply Unqualified Parenting Tips - Make it stand out RURAL READERS MAY LIKE TO RECALL DOCKING THE TAIL OF THEIR PET LAMB. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/fa83494c-e395-4dfe-bbea-ba2984fc9808/navel.png blog - Deeply Unqualified Parenting Tips - Make it stand out YOU CAN ALSO WORRY THAT THEY’LL GROW UP AND GET ONE OF THESE. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/8c61006c-e834-485b-b2a4-c2fc45c0c6c0/moro.jpg blog - Deeply Unqualified Parenting Tips - Make it stand out “I NEVER GET THE CHANCE TO DRAW HANDS!” CRIED THE DELIGHTED ARTIST https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/a0b8b37a-76f1-474a-b19a-c94160d1c4cf/hat.png blog - Deeply Unqualified Parenting Tips - Make it stand out WHICH IS TO SAY, ONLY SLIGHTLY LESS THAN SHE HATES HER HAT. “FUCK HATS!” - THE MILKMEISTER https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/5e5e965a-643f-4aed-988f-d18e26956ba0/socks.png blog - Deeply Unqualified Parenting Tips - Make it stand out THE SOCKS STAY ON BETTER THAN THE MITTENS BECAUSE OF THE GRIPPY BIT THAT GOES AROUND THE LEG. YOU CAN THANK ME LATER. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/ba1e05cd-b423-4ae1-ae61-39b29b1f45da/ready.jpg blog - Deeply Unqualified Parenting Tips - Make it stand out DID YOU THINK WILL SMITH WOULD BE IN THIS BLOG? NEITHER DID I. NEITHER DID HE. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/ae393752-957d-4ddf-8722-32d0e2eaf099/will.jpg blog - Deeply Unqualified Parenting Tips - Make it stand out KEEP THOSE BABY’S NAPPIES IN THAT f— NAPPY BIN! https://www.mullord.com/blog/2024/2/18/the-baby-blues monthly 0.5 2024-06-09 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/65f63636-016a-46da-b169-d98b32f397fe/goat.png blog - The Baby Blues - Make it stand out HURRAY! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/51704e5a-4267-4a35-82df-6ec5ff6dc010/korbell.jpg blog - The Baby Blues - Make it stand out I’VE GOT A DIRTY NAPPY, AND NO PLACE FOR IT TO GO / SAID I’VE GOT A DIRTY NAPPY, AND NO PLACE FOR IT TO GO / THE LADY SAID THAT IT WAS FACILE, I GUESS SHE WAS A lying ho https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/33429f91-efc6-4c20-856d-8824ebddd480/lolly.png blog - The Baby Blues - Make it stand out AND SOME PEOPLE MIGHT CRY ABOUT LOLLY CAKE MULTIPLE TIMES IN a two-hour period. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/76597ef4-28f5-44fc-a5f9-e235186ff8e2/tea.png blog - The Baby Blues - Make it stand out “ARE YOU OK?” ASKS YOUR HUSBAND. IT IS A FOOLISH QUESTION. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/11b22ae2-a8f6-40b2-b68d-38d46ef78100/rolls1.jpg blog - The Baby Blues - Make it stand out SO SMALL AND PRECIOUS. https://www.mullord.com/blog/2024/2/9/oh-its-a-mommy-blog-now monthly 0.5 2024-06-09 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/87fc616a-2121-4ba1-900b-f84dd39d6da4/both.JPG blog - Oh, It's A Mommy Blog Now - Make it stand out WISE WORDS, TACO CHILD. WISE WORDS https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/5f5a98e6-92e2-4b70-9e4c-fe4c48665911/mug1.JPG blog - Oh, It's A Mommy Blog Now - Make it stand out THIS IS THE MUG IN QUESTION. CAN ONE GET MARRIED AND PREGNANT AND STILL BE LIKE, BRAAAAAAAAP? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/2057e65f-a705-4ca2-beba-62cb20bd96d6/bottle.png blog - Oh, It's A Mommy Blog Now - Make it stand out DON’T MIX UP THE BABY MILK AND THE SOAP MILK! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/be7d078a-b373-4d36-baee-f1205c6d1d7f/snooze.png blog - Oh, It's A Mommy Blog Now - Make it stand out good morning, I AM LITERALLY IN THE PROCESS OF HAVING A BABY, BUT I WOULD HATE TO BE A BOTHER. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/b9a2411f-c173-4e6e-b581-df00063004fa/magical.png blog - Oh, It's A Mommy Blog Now - Make it stand out STATISTICALLY, TWO OF THESE WOMEN HAVE PILES. MIRACLE OF LIFE! (I DID NOT GET PILES. I DON’T KNOW WHY IT’S IMPORTANT THAT YOU KNOW THAT.) https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1e6b76fd-402f-43f2-9f9f-4a85c3a417ea/operating.png blog - Oh, It's A Mommy Blog Now - Make it stand out HELLO THERE, I CAN LITERALLY FEEL YOU RUSTLING ABOUT IN MY UTERUS, BUT I WOULD HATE TO BE A BOTHER. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/ede628eb-6ba3-410a-97de-667259a77431/theatre.png blog - Oh, It's A Mommy Blog Now - Make it stand out IN THEIR DEFENCE I WASN’T SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT THE TROWEL BUSINESS, BUT YOU CAN SEE THE REFLECTION OF WHAT THEY’RE DOING IN THE THEATRE LIGHTS, AND I AM AN INQUISITIVE SORT OF A PERSON. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/4843f9b3-4e43-4764-834d-c14376504b6b/milkmeistee.jpg blog - Oh, It's A Mommy Blog Now - Make it stand out IT TURNS OUT MILKMEISTER IS A BRAND OF MILK CANS AND SO OUR REAL ISSUE HERE IS COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/cc971cfc-fdad-4d9f-9fbc-fec43525e8ed/korbell.jpg blog - Oh, It's A Mommy Blog Now - Make it stand out E FUCKING FACILE INDEED https://www.mullord.com/blog/2021/12/6/things-named-after-things monthly 0.5 2023-04-26 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/0971e883-d3e3-45af-ad75-c92d574ce200/charles-frog.jpeg blog - Animals Named After People - Make it stand out HERE IS CHARLES, HOLDING THE FROG. PLEASE note the LOVELY frog visors of the accompanying children. they will tell their grandchildren about this day. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/fac50163-e2d3-4769-9283-f594dd3bf6f6/charles-frog-2.jpeg blog - Animals Named After People - Make it stand out AND NOW here is the frog, doing an impression of charles in that LAST photo. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/6bc0ec62-7b5f-433e-8846-8c36543ca480/2014_05_12_15_00_59.jpg blog - Animals Named After People - Make it stand out OH YES, IT’S GOING TO BE ONE OF THOSE POSTS. ALSO THAT’S THE WASP AND while he DOESN’T HAVE HIPS, i suppose perhaps his metasoma don’t lie. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/ff2f27da-777e-420b-80a5-9741cdac3a83/the-gecko.jpeg blog - Animals Named After People - Make it stand out This is the gecko.;He is named after Indian malacologist* Dr N. A. Aravind, who has been studying snails for two decades. IT IS A SHAME, FROM DR ARAVIND’S PERSPECTIVE, THAT THERE WAS NOT A NEW SNAIL DISCOVERED IN 2022. *MEANS PERSON WHO STUDIES MOLLUSCS AND YES, I COULD HAVE JUST SAID THAT, BUT I DIDN’T WANT TO DEPRIVE YOU OF THIS WORD. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/f01e17d4-b0d4-4a19-b131-7e5f4089b8e5/rupaul-beetle.jpeg blog - Animals Named After People - Make it stand out "I was watching a lot of RuPaul's Drag Race while examining the species and I know it would challenge RuPaul on the runway serving fierce looks." - DISCOVERING entomologist bryan Lessard “Opaluma rupaul puts the diversity in biodiversity” - another 100% legit quote from YOUR new favourite entomologist, bryan lessard https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/7edaabab-44ef-48f2-a233-a2f06cca0a49/rousseau-flower.jpg blog - Animals Named After People - Make it stand out he also got his dog inducted into a paleontological society that he thought was a bit shit, AND I AM HERE FOR THAT ALSO https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/e46bc56e-6bba-4dcf-945a-e4773764fb54/idris-elba-wasp.jpeg blog - Animals Named After People - Make it stand out i BELIEVE the wasp is smaller in real life. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/9b5f0b08-0c01-4fb9-88a6-ec6ce6bae7b5/colbert-beetle.jpg blog - Animals Named After People - Make it stand out YEP, LOOKS LIKE A BEETLE TO ME. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/5c7b68f7-290f-4a7d-9f75-33836f9b0e86/440px-Quentin-Wheeler-2014.jpeg blog - Animals Named After People - Make it stand out QUENTIN WHEELER: SASSIER THAN HE APPEARS. ALSO HE HAS THREE SPECIES OF BEETLE NAMED AFTER HIM SO SUCK ON THAT, COLBERT https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/31aa9bc3-d7e7-452f-aa12-45cdf1347d30/rocinela.jpeg blog - Animals Named After People - Make it stand out IF I WERE A SCULPTOR- BUT THEN AGAIN, NO. MY GIFT IS THE NOMENCLATURE OF CRUSTACEANS, AND THESE NINE ARE FOR YOU. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/d2caf882-f281-4555-8d87-6589ba3567d4/houdinia.jpeg blog - Animals Named After People - Make it stand out IT TOOK US AGES TO FIND THIS ONE, WHAT SHALL WE CALL IT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, “LOSTII”? john, FOR GOD’S SAKE, YOU ARE A SCIENTIST. I HAVE A BETTER IDEA. image source https://www.mullord.com/blog/2021/9/14/on-brandy monthly 0.5 2023-04-26 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/f10e9f4c-6ebe-49a0-9805-0d92b06e3cc4/Drinks+Trolley.png blog - In which the Author discovers Brandy - Make it stand out THE ELEPHANTS REPRESENT INDUSTRY! WATCH AS THEY THRUST THE TUSKS OF PROSPERITY INTO THE SOFT HIDE OF THE CORPORATE GAZELLE. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/c09d5c46-fcb0-4dff-a437-144fc21ad17f/taxes.png blog - In which the Author discovers Brandy - Make it stand out PICTURE UNRELATED. ALSO IF THE IRD IS READING THIS, I AM KIDDING. THE ELEPHANTS OF INDUSTRY FUCK WITH MANY THINGS BUT THEY DO NOT FUCK WITH THE IRD. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/d4e7c89b-0611-462b-a030-3dfd24653fe0/50.jpg blog - In which the Author discovers Brandy - Make it stand out YES, THIS IS MY REFERENCE BOOK SHELF AND YES, THAT IS 50 CENT’S BOOK AND YES, I HAVE NESTLED IT NEXT TO THE GUARDIAN STYLE GUIDE https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/fa812718-9e07-44dc-bcd1-d0d5781efd29/picklegin.png blog - In which the Author discovers Brandy - Make it stand out A LOOK NORMALLY RESERVED FOR WHEN i PUT PICKLES IN MY GIN. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/51220575-c11b-4c50-ad5c-e31eac4ab997/balloon.png blog - In which the Author discovers Brandy - Make it stand out YES, EXACTLY LIKE THAT. https://www.mullord.com/blog/2021/5/23/business-lessons monthly 0.5 2023-04-26 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/0b195f06-d6b8-46cf-8934-c5ff1eea8b85/4.png blog - Business Tips: Motivation - Make it stand out WHY DID I NEVER SEND MY INVOICES IN THE FORM OF A LITTLE PAPER BOAT? business tip 1: send your invoices in the form of a little paper boat. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/386398b7-892e-40e9-a596-d90e87f9e8c3/3.png blog - Business Tips: Motivation - Make it stand out i mean it. out you go. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/9c6e8537-5102-46be-a380-a2ed7a3e44a7/three+wise+men.png blog - Business Tips: Motivation - Make it stand out come, LET US FOLLOW THE STAR OF INDUSTRY TO GRAZE AT THe MANGER OF PROFIT. I UPLOADED THIS PICTURE BY ACCIDENT AND NOW I’VE FORGOTTEN WHAT I MEANT TO PUT HERE INSTEAD. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/9c422129-c810-412e-b835-6a97b56f8839/5.png blog - Business Tips: Motivation - Make it stand out NO! THAT’S NOT YOUR BUSINESS BEAK! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/8e0cc490-267c-4c0b-afb4-1b067c2b94de/taxes.jpeg blog - Business Tips: Motivation - Make it stand out you are bernard. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/3420f186-3487-4d18-91c7-8e986e3b2d25/8.png blog - Business Tips: Motivation - Make it stand out the only problem is that you have to know somebody who will pretend to be interested in seeing your cashflow spreadsheet. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/012def7c-22b2-41db-9f67-a295b9a701a5/boring1.png blog - Business Tips: Motivation - Make it stand out WHAT WAS IT? WINE? PIES? WINE AND PIES? WINE AND PIES FOR A CLIENT? ALSO, I CAN’T TELL YOU WHETHER IT WAS WINE AND PIES OR NOT BECAUSE I’VE LOST THE RECEIPT. BOOKKEEPING! https://www.mullord.com/blog/2021/9/14/a-supermarket-adventure monthly 0.5 2023-04-26 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/c63a913e-5d1b-4f96-936b-57875d3ece40/Rolls2.JPG blog - A Supermarket Misadventure - Make it stand out TRUE STORY: OUR BAR TAB AT THE LOCAL PUB IS ALWAYS UNDER ‘ROLAND’ BECAUSE THEY DON’T KNOW MY NAME BUT THEY KNOW HIS. FOUND THIS OUT WHEN I WENT TO PAY AND THEY SAID 'OH! ROLAND’S TAB.’ SOMETIMES THEY CALL HIM RONALD BUT HE DOESN’T SEEM TO MIND. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/d0fa527f-f738-4322-a907-3c707de74d2a/Dog+Rolland.png blog - A Supermarket Misadventure - Make it stand out RUDE THAT THEY DID NOT SPELL HIS NAME RIGHT. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/119e8eba-8d7b-43e8-aa3d-b76828b6316e/dogroll.jpg blog - A Supermarket Misadventure - Make it stand out IN CASE YOU AREN’T SURE WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR, ALTHOUGH NOW THAT I’VE SEEN THIS PICTURE I’M NOT SURE EITHER. 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SOURCE https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1585867958508-YMDM7N80WUUQ62WTC1Z3/muhammad-faiz-zulkeflee-alw-CwGFmwQ-unsplash.jpg blog - Marooned On An Island Of My Own House: Working From Home “SEE RIGHT HERE? YEAH, YOUR BUSINESS IS FUCKED” NOTE: THIS IS NOT ACTUALLY WHAT I DO. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1585873657304-5F3JCMX4WBVW37OTQ9P9/wizard.jpg blog - Marooned On An Island Of My Own House: Working From Home THIS IMAGE IS VERY NOT WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR, BUT ONCE FOUND IT COULD NOT BE LEFT UNUSED https://www.mullord.com/blog/moaiomohd-what-dog-are-you monthly 0.5 2020-04-03 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1585799974267-93EISX1XORZRI038D6UW/the-barkery-dog-quiz blog - Marooned On An Island Of My Own House: What Dog Are You? DON’T WORRY, I’LL WAIT. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1585862417309-GK7MTBOV4FX4MS6OQDQO/shopping-silhouette blog - Marooned On An Island Of My Own House: What Dog Are You? YOU GOT SWERVED, BITCH! WHY DOES SUCH A PERFECT IMAGE FOR THIS EXIST. WHO MADE THIS. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1585802159844-3OAAONPCJ69NA4YDMTQ8/roland-labrador-in-cone blog - Marooned On An Island Of My Own House: What Dog Are You? YUMMERS. https://www.mullord.com/blog/2019/9/2/in-which-the-author-does-a-thing monthly 0.5 2019-09-06 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1567752856453-4QAF53LCO35S3JW6D3MU/previous-post-link blog - In Which the Author Does a Thing “THIS ONE’S FOR SUSAN” https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1567753452963-S7XQ6W1Z9KOG19N3P2R1/ctrlc-writing-editing-business-card blog - In Which the Author Does a Thing BEHOLD, MY BUSINESS CARD. PLEASE FEEL FREE TO THRUST IT AGGRESSIVELY AT YOUR FRIENDS AND RELATIONS. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1567753554411-XM5KL2PC4OH6E4LPQ9ZX/beach-christchurch blog - In Which the Author Does a Thing THIS PICTURE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING BUT I WAS FACING A WALL OF TEXT AND I DON’T HAVE MY EXTERNAL HARD DRIVE WITH ALL THE PICTURES ON. MAYBE YOU COULD IMAGINE THE SHELLS SYMBOLISE… UM. YOU DO THIS ONE YOURSELF. LET THE SHELLS SPEAK TO YOU. WHAT DO THEY SAY? https://www.mullord.com/blog/swamp-thing monthly 0.5 2019-07-20 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1561956003308-XKDF0W463WRY6NG17KV3/swamp-thing blog - This Wasn't Meant to be about Mutants FRANKLY I DON’T KNOW WHY WE DON’T HAVE MORE SUPERHEROES WHO ARE THINGS FROM SWAMPS. source https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1561957007989-OZN92YQ5WTW7J9HM12ZA/streetsharks.jpg blog - This Wasn't Meant to be about Mutants “THEY ARE CRIME-FIGHTING SHARKS. BUT ALSO WITH HUMAN LEGS. AND THE THEME SONG WILL GO, ‘HALF SHARK, HALF MAN, FIGHTING EVIL, THAT’S THE PLAN.’” ”BOB, YOU’VE DONE IT AGAIN!” https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1562563459434-SIDOLOB4O2TDZ7ZJEOBL/hell-comes-to-frogtown-poster blog - This Wasn't Meant to be about Mutants IF NOT, WHY NOT? source https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1562566731345-QGHE53HHSFPBNWKDMUE1/commander-toty-frogtown blog - This Wasn't Meant to be about Mutants THIS IS THE MAIN BAD GUY AND HIS NAME IS ‘COMMANDER TOTY’ BUT IT’S PRONOUNCED ‘TOADY’ BECAUSE SUBTLETY IS NOT 'HELL COMES TO FROGTOWN’S STRONG SUIT. ITS STRONG SUIT IS FROGS source https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1562567208411-O97X7HF015QYBLYJPFID/zombeavers-poster.jpg blog - This Wasn't Meant to be about Mutants ZOMBEAVERS: EXACTLY WHAT YOU THOUGHT IT WAS source https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1562567606999-WJJ1W4XYNBA5ITLBW600/zombeavers-screenshot blog - This Wasn't Meant to be about Mutants IT WAS NOT ROBBED OF THE SPECIAL EFFECTS OSCAR. source https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1562647754557-V9TBSO93YXX3DL97D9AG/lakeplacidanaconda blog - This Wasn't Meant to be about Mutants “YOU HAD ME AT HELLO.” source https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1562647737381-UDEN8N2SV4VFYJNMDD9G/crocaconda1.jpg blog - This Wasn't Meant to be about Mutants ALSO DISAPPOINTINGLY IT TURNS OUT IT’S ACTUALLY CALLED ‘LAKE PLACID VS ANACONDA’ . BUT IN MY HEAD IT IS NOT. IN MY HEAD IT IS #CROCACONDAFOREVER! https://www.mullord.com/blog/2019/5/9/mothers-day monthly 0.5 2019-05-09 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1557377169876-9WSAABTVOGYY5R5ESL8A/mad-millie-cheese-kit blog - Questionable Mother's Day Gifts AS OPPOSED TO THE MAD MILLIE OLD CHEESE KIT https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1557377358565-FD002RJKJESW87MDCJM2/sushi-sock-set blog - Questionable Mother's Day Gifts THE DESCRIPTION SAYS ‘HAND ROLLED BY A PROFESSIONAL SOCK CHEF’ AND I AM ONLY 90% SURE BUT I THINK IF YOU’RE A PROFESSIONAL SOCK CHEF THEN SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE YOU REALLY FUCKED UP YOUR CHEF’ING AND/OR SOCKING CAREER https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1557377649899-MXF8H68OPWGZC12ZZV7P/spreadable-gin-marmalade blog - Questionable Mother's Day Gifts TO BE FAIR MY MOTHER DOES LIKE BOTH OF THOSE THINGS. ALSO WHERE ARE THE OTHER SPREADABLE SPIRITS? GIVE ME BOURBON PEANUT BUTTER OR GIVE ME DEATH https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1557378040642-NW57L5JSIHJ6DQLQUEYQ/magnetic-fridge-pad blog - Questionable Mother's Day Gifts THANK YOU FOR BIRTHING AND RAISING ME BUT I NOTICE THAT ONCE AGAIN WE ARE OUT OF FUCKING EGGS. PERHAPS THIS WILL HELP. MAKE ME SOME CHEESE! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1557379005725-TBVDLZ8OBVK6LR1Z4B9C/personalised-fathers-day-keyring blog - Questionable Mother's Day Gifts HAPPY EASTER, SANTA IS COMING FOR YOU https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1557379254347-1BY2QYVHUF688F5TG8U8/fitbit.jpg blog - Questionable Mother's Day Gifts SEE YOU THINK YOU’RE SAYING “MUM I LOVE YOU THIS EXPENSIVE TRACKER MUCH” BUT ACTUALLY YOU’RE PROBABLY SAYING “MY MAMA SO FAT I JUST BOUGHT HER A FITNESS WATCH FOR MOTHER’S DAY AND GENUINELY CAN NOT SEE HOW THIS COULD BE CONSTRUED AS KIND OF RUDE, AND ALSO I JUST OWNED MYSELF WITH A YO MAMA JOKE.” https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1557379774280-3TN4IEI9E8TNIY0JTW2M/toaster.png.jpg blog - Questionable Mother's Day Gifts HAPPY FUCKEN MOTHER’S DAY! GET TOASTING! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1557380248882-UFCWD6KXY45TXENR9B57/foldable-shopping-bag blog - Questionable Mother's Day Gifts HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY I THINK MAYBE YOU MIGHT NEED TO GO TO THE SUPERMARKET THOUGH? WE ARE OUT OF EGGS! MAKE ME SOME BREAD! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1557380461846-AAUMT7RO3NOYRQPKJF60/farmers-search-result blog - Questionable Mother's Day Gifts SHOP. YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT COMPELS YOU, BUT SUDDENLY YOU FEEL THE URGE TO SHOP. THE OTHER SEARCH RESULTS FADE TO BLACK. YOU FORGET YOUR FAMILY. YOU FORGET YOUR JOB. THERE IS NO FAMILY, THERE IS NOT JOB. ALL THERE IS, IS SHOP. YOU ARE SHOP. SHOP IS YOU. SHOP. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1557380767517-OIS5ZKJ36SFBSW5MYAGL/herb-scissors blog - Questionable Mother's Day Gifts THESE ARE NOTABLE FOR TRANSCENDING “WHY WOULD MY MOTHER WANT THESE” AND CROSSING STRAIGHT INTO “WHY WOULD ANYONE EVER NEED THESE, PERFECTLY GOOD REGULAR SCISSORS HAVE ALREADY BEEN INVENTED. OH GOD, PLEASE ENJOY MY DINNER PARTY EVEN THOUGH THE CHIVE GARNISH IS MORE THAN 3MM WIDE.” https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1557381459127-BZ1Y54JNCVIXFUWLKXA5/led-topiary-ball blog - Questionable Mother's Day Gifts SOMETIMES I THINK ABOUT HOW THE PERSON WHO CAME UP WITH THIS OBJECTIVELY FAIRLY TERRIBLE IDEA UNDOUBTEDLY GETS PAID WAY MORE THAN I DO BEST NOT TO THINK ABOUT IT YOU’LL ONLY GET SAD https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1557381579718-RAZCC87VGUSB7F3IB67N/bunnings-diy-mum blog - Questionable Mother's Day Gifts IT’S DISAPPOINTING HOW REFRESHING THIS IS. ALSO I AM BUYING MY MOTHER A STANLEY KNIFE BECAUSE, YES https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1557381718095-8VJWCBIDFHRN42XC5FAU/owl.JPG blog - Questionable Mother's Day Gifts A GLOW IN THE DARK OUTDOOR OWL REFLECTOR. WHAT IS THIS EVEN FOR? I HAVE NO IDEA BUT I NEED TEN. https://www.mullord.com/blog/2019/5/5/penguin-facts monthly 0.5 2019-05-06 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1557033220740-RMSOZ9JVKEGAPS884C6T/nils-the-penguin blog - 17 Excellent Penguin Facts YOU THOUGHT I MADE THAT UP DIDN’T YOU source https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1557033834015-R0OX21PKDE35AIRYUHEJ/nils-the-penguin blog - 17 Excellent Penguin Facts “I LIKE THE COLOUR SCHEME OF YOUR TROUSERS, BUT YOUR BUTTONS ARE UNPOLISHED. COURT-MARTIAL!” source https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1557033985527-U5MFFKGBDI9YUZB4A5CB/chinstrap-penguin-sliding blog - 17 Excellent Penguin Facts HAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHA HOW CAN YOU BE SAD WHEN WE LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE THIS IS A CREDIBLE BIRD SOURCE https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1557034042462-NFPFHQVQNS7K1RPMQ62T/roy-and-silo blog - 17 Excellent Penguin Facts AHHHH MY EYES AND MORALS, PLEASE WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN SOURCE https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1557034223949-NQQJCNL3P6501Y3HZ6HK/fiordland-crested-penguin blog - 17 Excellent Penguin Facts RUDE, BUT… NOT ENTIRELY INACCURATE. SOURCE https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1557034440021-GMVGN1GTPVDNTQPVOUH7/adelie-penguins blog - 17 Excellent Penguin Facts ALSO ON ACCOUNT OF BEING CUTE AS SHIT source https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1557034522046-CPCWC7E020AZI5PW8VX2/adelie-penguin blog - 17 Excellent Penguin Facts “ALRIGHT WE BOTH KNOW I CANNOT FLY AWAY NOW STOP FUCKIN PEEKING AT ME” SOURCE https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1557034638343-1QFDFHZMNE7S9YTOL4BM/gentoo-penguin blog - 17 Excellent Penguin Facts OR FOR PENGUINS DOING WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS SOURCE https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1557034948957-W6IR3E585P4N50KL0SNR/emperor.jpg blog - 17 Excellent Penguin Facts BONUS FACT: MOST PICTURES OF EMPEROR PENGUINS LOOK LIKE 90S ALBUM COVERS SOURCE https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1557035263850-04BU69TNK05HC2C8TCNM/little-blue-penguin-parade blog - 17 Excellent Penguin Facts AND FOR SOME REASON I FIND THAT ALL QUITE HILARIOUS. SOURCE https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1557035334316-RJZIPMRL9OA7NB1CZVOS/LITTLE-BLUE-PENGUIN blog - 17 Excellent Penguin Facts PLEASE DON’T EAT ME! EVEN THOUGH I LOOK FAIRLY DELICIOUS SOURCE https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1557035537259-ZV6ETBYOX4X4MDWDAYHW/african-penguin blog - 17 Excellent Penguin Facts “OH NO, LOOK AT ME, I’M ABOUT TO FALL OVER BECAUSE I AM SO BIG AND CLUMSY! HA HA LOOK AT ME I’M A RESEARCHER'“ source https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1557035773060-634DFSJCVEUOV6IKUO9A/macaroni-penguin blog - 17 Excellent Penguin Facts THE MACARONI PENGUIN: FLY AS ALL HELL SOURCE https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1557035945524-N99C467FGH4ZKILWCYCY/magellanic-penguins.jpg blog - 17 Excellent Penguin Facts WHY DO BIRDS SUDDENLY APPEAR / EVERY TIME YOU ARE NEAR? JUST LIKE ME, THEY LONG TO BE, CLOSE TO YOU ALSO WE ARE ALL BIRDS HERE SOURCE https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1557031526541-R64CAKNFFJSUNZZ51244/humboldt-alcatraz-tokyo-bay.jpg blog - 17 Excellent Penguin Facts HELPED BY HIS ONLY FRIEND ON THE INSIDE, CLINT EASTWOOD. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1557036315798-BWV4A0K82TSWQ0AKV76U/white-flippered-penguin.jpg blog - 17 Excellent Penguin Facts AND HOW FULLY IT KNOWS IT! SOURCE https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1557036432096-MU1V7KBMGU7ANPQP0T0G/yellow-eyed-penguin.jpg blog - 17 Excellent Penguin Facts THIS IS A PENGUIN WHO HAS SEEM SOME SHIT ALSO I FEEL LIKE MAYBE WE PUT HIM ON OUR $5 NOTE OUT OF… FEAR? SOURCE https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1557036707991-9PQLSNA0RG8JHJN5NO2H/snares-penguin-chick blog - 17 Excellent Penguin Facts “PUT SOME PANTS ON, FREDERICK” - THIS PENGUIN, PROBABLY SOURCE https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1557139736606-8IKN1VPUK4KS6UEX9JVH/ROYAL.jpg blog - 17 Excellent Penguin Facts ALSO THE ONLY PENGUIN WITH A DISTINCT POST MALONE ENERGY source https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1557140633513-6KDYLJMVM1Q7J51GMESF/rockhopper-penguin blog - 17 Excellent Penguin Facts “OH GOOD,” I HEAR YOU SAY, “THAT PENGUIN.” source https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1557140102062-5O81GL8C5KJWXCNYS7KJ/galapagos-penguin.jpg blog - 17 Excellent Penguin Facts YOLO! source https://www.mullord.com/blog/misunderstandings monthly 0.5 2019-04-29 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1556255692582-J8928SAPR8R6V17B7CE4/roland-cute-labrador blog - Three Misunderstandings THIS IS NOT HUNTER. THIS IS ROLAND. I PROMISE THIS ENTIRE STORY WASN’T A CHEAP EXCUSE TO POST A PICTURE OF ROLAND BUT… LOOK AT HIM. MAY I SPEAK TO ROLAND PLEASE https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1556255786558-0GN31IUBLLY6OAO375KZ/JAZZ-APPLE blog - Three Misunderstandings JAZZ APPLE? BUT I’VE BEEN HERE HALF AN HOUR AND YOU HAVEN’T TOLD ME ONCE ABOUT YOUR ACID-INFLUENCED POST-BASSOON FREE JAM. source https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1556255877508-0OA2X6LWSMKXKKU36KD7/tokyo-restaurant-street blog - Three Misunderstandings GOOGLE SAYS IT LOOKS LIKE THIS BUT IMAGINE WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU LIKE, GOOGLE’S NOT THE BOSS OF YOU source https://www.mullord.com/blog/in-praise-of-the-vegetable-collective monthly 0.5 2019-04-26 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1555901801588-39JEKLRSZ8MVR1YD7IXO/conservatory-garden-with-charlie blog - In Praise of the Vegetable Collective HOPE AND A SURPRISINGLY EXPENSIVE TRIP TO BUNNINGS https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1555901144282-6VCXCWH5ULQTN2PVBMZY/seedling.jpg blog - In Praise of the Vegetable Collective TREAD SOFTLY, FOR YOU TREAD UPON MY DREAMS AND ALSO, ACCIDENTALLY, MY SEEDLINGS. GET OUT OF MY GARDEN! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1555901964627-OHKXKAABPIAW6TD9WMH5/big-courgette-plant blog - In Praise of the Vegetable Collective LOOK UPON MY COURGETTE PLANT, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1555902098745-M57BVBL6AJZJW1MLWMUG/homemade-kimchi blog - In Praise of the Vegetable Collective THIS KIMCHI IS A GIFT FOR YOU! WHAT DO YOU MEAN IS IT RELATED TO THE GREAT CABBAGE GLUT OF 2017? DON’T BE SO RUDE, IT IS A GIFT. HERE, HAVE ANOTHER JAR. https://www.mullord.com/blog/2019/5/16/8-things-not-to-do-in-the-company-car monthly 0.5 2019-06-19 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1557985050664-VCDEI7V55M8YUHHEUPTW/car-on-fire-oh-no blog - 8 Things Not To Do In The Company Car AHA! source https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1557985295644-XESEFDR6XN6EQ4VU6MCA/making-list-in-car blog - 8 Things Not To Do In The Company Car NUMBER 9: DON’T MAKE LISTS IN YOUR COMPANY CAR SOURCE https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1557985860255-8D5STVGRJUQEATMDSGCC/hamrun-personalised-plate blog - 8 Things Not To Do In The Company Car THERE WASN’T A PICTURE OF THE P00MAN NUMBERPLATE BUT THERE WAS THIS AND HONESTLY I’LL TAKE IT. HEY I FEEL PORKY DOES ANYONE WANT TO GO FOR A *GESTURES AT CAR* SOURCE https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1557986301752-SM9YWNFAORB4S159XC2N/goose-honking blog - 8 Things Not To Do In The Company Car AAAAAAAAANHK! IT HAPPENS TO THE GOOSEST OF US. SOURCE https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1557986564429-JYTNP2YFWMI3RBLL1NHU/titanic-car-scene blog - 8 Things Not To Do In The Company Car EXCEPT THAT ONE TIME IN TITANIC BUT LET’S BE HONEST, YOU’RE NO JACK AND HE’S NO ROSE source https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1557986659590-OVO3R1TQHF54TQOJG0W2/titanic-CAR-scene blog - 8 Things Not To Do In The Company Car ON A PERSONAL NOTE THOUGH, DON’T GET YOUR HOPES UP. NOBODY GETS ENGAGED AFTER A MOTORWAY BJ SOURCE https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1557987082436-10ZKQA6Z5ODQDVJK78KG/rupaul.JPG blog - 8 Things Not To Do In The Company Car OH, LIKE YOU WOULD HAVE HANDLED THAT PASSING LANE BETTER. SOURCE https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1557987429709-J85W1QNC3CGF5DO69VLN/scorpions.jpg blog - 8 Things Not To Do In The Company Car HERE I AM / ASSHOLE IN THE PASSING LANE SOURCE https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1557998946732-UW7UDIZ54K85S29APGWT/sad-plumber blog - 8 Things Not To Do In The Company Car EVERY NOW AND THEN I NEED A PART source https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1557999003122-JMGP0VQIJGSTSXV9TKBK/plumber2.jpg blog - 8 Things Not To Do In The Company Car TURN AROUND EVERY NOW AND THEN I SEE A LITTLE SINK BLOCKAGE AND THE WASHER’S ALL WORN DOWN TURN AROUND EVERY NOW AND THEN I GET A LITTLE BIT TIRED OF FISHING ROUND IN YOUR TOILET TANK TURN AROUND EVERY NOW AND THEN I GET A LITTLE BIT RESTLESS THAT MY REAL GOOD WRENCH IS STILL IN JOHN’S TRUCK TURN AROUND EVERY NOW AND THEN I HIT A WATER MAIN AND THEN I GO “FUCK” TURN AROUND, PIPE WRENCH! EVERY NOW AND THEN I NEED A PART TURN AROUND, PIPE WRENCH! 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THE HORSE’S FRONT LEG IS TIED UP SO IT CAN’T FUCK OFF DURING THE MILKING. ALSO I SAID “WHAT DID HE DO” AND MUM WAS VERY DISAPPOINTED IN ME AND EXPLAINED ABOUT HOW YOU ONLY MILK THE LADY HORSES. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1554518395525-CKMBHXO79SN9BHO259LT/samarkand blog - Adventures on the Silk Road SAMARKAND: IT’S OK I GUESS https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1554518590973-HRY44YC5M9KMCJABDH3L/kazakhstan-train-station blog - Adventures on the Silk Road DOES THIS KAZAKH TRAIN STATION NOT BRING BACK MEMORIES OF HOME? https://www.mullord.com/blog/2019/3/20/gym-tips-for-people-who-dont monthly 0.5 2019-03-26 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1553310937966-9WZH1JCNDIGYY7NKEJZS/gym-class blog - Gym Tips For People Who Don't IF THIS IS YOUR SPIRITUAL HOME I DO NOT WISH TO POP ROUND FOR A SPIRITUAL CUP OF TEA. SOURCE https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1553311261588-V28O2DFMR8IPT5HHV7E8/kmart-entrance blog - Gym Tips For People Who Don't RESISTANCE IS FUTILE SOURCE https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1553311582434-29QXY277NWG8MM52WNOS/rowing-machine-vintage-ad blog - Gym Tips For People Who Don't IMPORTANT NOTE: THIS MAN MAKES THE ROWING MACHINE LOOK A LOT MORE FUN THAN IT IS. THE LADY BEHIND HIM IS LAUGHING AT HIS SOCKS AND TINY PANTS. SOURCE https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1553311925322-1PAQW8BVXY27M8Q1210U/vintage-exercise-machine-women blog - Gym Tips For People Who Don't SHE IS IMAGINING SHE IS A HORSE, PULLING MANY TONS OF LIFE-SAVING MEDICINE THROUGH THE SNOW SOURCE https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1553312046140-BTE91GQU0C3FAJJWYVD9/vintage-exercise-machine-man blog - Gym Tips For People Who Don't HE IS IMAGINING THAT SCENE IN TITANIC. 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(ALSO THIS ISN’T POSED, MUM JUST CAME BACK FROM MAKING A CUP OF TEA AND FOUND HIM LIKE THIS. #NEWTRICKS) https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1553579192183-3OZ4ASW49VVS2NC5Z41Z/employment-relations-authority-logo blog - Five Good Things BUT THE LOGO HAS SUCH PIZZAZZ https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1553578412502-VW5EJZKVD8UDH18U2BHT/vegetable-funeral-wreath blog - Five Good Things REST IN PEAS. source https://www.mullord.com/blog/2019/3/5/in-memory-of-my-nana monthly 0.5 2019-03-25 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1551767786753-J0UK9L1EJNXVABT6HGT5/nana-on-boat blog - In Memory Of My Nana NANA ON THE LEFT IN THE INSANELY CUTE OUTFIT https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1552013690239-JMYHLZ6TV5XN0RDYCAVN/nana-and-grandad blog - In Memory Of My Nana AND WERE ALSO RIDICULOUSLY ENAMOURED WITH EACH OTHER FOR, LIKE, EVER. https://www.mullord.com/blog/2019/flamingoes-and-penguins monthly 0.5 2019-03-25 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1550986779661-W06Q3J1JWOHSC7KZ6WWO/penguin-oamaru blog - Of Flamingoes & Castles THIS IS THE CLOSEST I GOT AND I’M OK WITH IT https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1550987233759-X2K8V4AMJF8G0M0AEAD8/oamaru-shop-sign blog - Of Flamingoes & Castles ITS NOT STUFF ITS ART” is the new subtitle of this blog https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1550988012546-QQ760SKF6KLD0F1QSYKB/riverstone-castle-oamaru blog - Of Flamingoes & Castles pictured: whatever the fuck https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1550988566985-N6OI3E2D7UIXD1S0MFD7/bordallo-pinhiero-cabbage-platter blog - Of Flamingoes & Castles YEP THAT’S THE FUCKEN ONE. ALSO THIS IS $85 SOURCE https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1550989074645-68734ZCQIV3U9D939MH3/rabbit-sculpture-oamaru-alice-in-wonderland blog - Of Flamingoes & Castles THIS CAME CLOSE THOUGH https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1551239521344-0GTI7N1OXHVNRHWU4LN7/winchester-cafe-bathrooms blog - Of Flamingoes & Castles WHO ARE THE EXTRA CHAIRS FOR? https://www.mullord.com/blog/2019/2/24/some-fucker-stole-me-bins monthly 0.5 2019-03-25 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1551765422063-LQRLFQ8OE6M8FTHBABMB/rubbish-recycling-bins-stolen blog - Some Fucker Stole My Rubbish Bins THIS IS A PICTURE OF MY FRIEND’S BINS BECAUSE I CAN’T TAKE A PICTURE OF MY BINS BECAUSE SOME FUCKER HAS NICKED THEM. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1551766276662-GX35IDU68YLHQBWCMDDJ/christchurch-council-bins-app blog - Some Fucker Stole My Rubbish Bins YOU THOUGHT I WAS JOKING ABOUT THE APP DIDN’ T YOU https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1551765655306-PZE738YALJZ7S2XCDR26/christchurch-bin-app blog - Some Fucker Stole My Rubbish Bins IT’S AUSTRALIA! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1551765757409-OAVU39PXD5XVFVQ8K50L/red-rubbish-bin-christchurch blog - Some Fucker Stole My Rubbish Bins HE IS ALL I HAVE LEFT. https://www.mullord.com/blog/google-is-watching monthly 0.5 2019-03-25 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1550125461915-QMJCCTU8TWQP9KGY8O3K/teacher-blames-you blog - Google is Watching please excuse the manners of the teacher. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1550125484681-HVBQ7628W82LMW5WUDHB/betting-ad-screenshot blog - Google is Watching this ad has got me badly wr- wait, pharoah’s treasure?? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1550125505258-2X7HDCKT26Z9UPKBGAQQ/broken-trowel blog - Google is Watching oh no! source https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1550125528372-3EQHIPBHOI3TUBW992HE/unimpressed-kea-staring blog - Google is Watching “pinky why would I even need - you know what never mind” https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1550125563287-3895OC0YGJG3M3V6MYKL/moth-meme blog - Google is Watching one o’moth, two o’moth, three o’moth rock https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1550125584199-EZNAH4RXKEV1G3HAYRZB/many-tripadvisor-emails blog - Google is Watching “1-50 of about 74” get the hint already tripadvisor https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1550125609177-CQKOCK09J1G6K191JGT9/teacher-very-rude blog - Google is Watching our education system is in ruins https://www.mullord.com/blog/house-painting monthly 0.5 2019-03-25 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1549943836129-JHG0M1JQ2K6MQPG3A3VF/giant-scarf-arm-knit blog - Painting A House this giant scarf is a very very good example https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1549943861524-2UK85LY78Y2C802BWGE4/giant-arm-knit-scarf blog - Painting A House here is my mum in the scarf. scarf so big mum so small. actually i do not regret buying this scarf https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1549943893177-MG2FXY7LOXA3BCP4DBA2/bedroom-before-renovation blog - Painting A House why https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1549943922876-ZWTAW1XDFD1CFGUD1KS6/bedroom-plastered blog - Painting A House not the sort of plastered I wish to be https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1549943941763-PHMEPRWN58Q8LUQIJL5Y/bedroom-partially-painted blog - Painting A House otherwise you will never get to be disproportionately proud of things like this https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1549943972027-K4SHO5Z5D1AIYNVBXKOJ/lounge-kitchen-original blog - Painting A House the sweet, sweet pea-green walls. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1549943987888-KJ48D3ZP8XL0DKFZEEGZ/5-painting-pals.jpg blog - Painting A House this is what good painting pals look like https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1549944003478-D1IVNK9507MI5TGDLX2Q/ally-plastering blog - Painting A House this stops looking weird after a while https://www.mullord.com/blog/introducing-roland monthly 0.5 2019-03-25 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1549944031065-KZBHAEOXEJF9T0BNKKC2/labrador-detective blog - Introducing Roland as soon as the dame walked into my office i knew she was trouble https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1549944047511-1YOPMKFL9F3SY2GLLEBJ/roland-placemakers-dog blog - Introducing Roland why do they keep putting hats on me https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1549944065427-ER1MHCYQGALLGA6IAWSC/roland-judgmental blog - Introducing Roland https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1549944088843-93XWTZZBKTM9I77JE07S/roland-labrador-cone blog - Introducing Roland oh boy he does not fucking know https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1549944113774-9MC8MBI4W3YJ0RJSNN84/omega-plum-jam blog - Introducing Roland “tastes like real jam!” - my friend Caroline, with an unnecessary air of surprise https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1549944133063-Y1Y5RNYI219GPEOHHX13/roland-and-jam blog - Introducing Roland “very nice jam, Als” - my mother, with an unnecessary air of surprise https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1549944148350-UTLM0GHBZRDMFEYY99UD/sleeping-labrador blog - Introducing Roland he hold he own foot https://www.mullord.com/blog/2018/7/20/going-to-the-bird-show monthly 0.5 2019-03-25 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1549944178922-1HQHK2V5320T2R7PS22A/colourfed-canary-bird-show blog - Going To The Bird Show goin' to the bird show and we're gonna get ma-a-arried goin' to the bird show of birds https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ad4542cf7939237e91181f6/1549944200471-935P19D8106756SDXORE/gloster-canary-bird-show blog - Going To The Bird Show Here is the Gloster Canary. 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